Uh Basketball game ...play by play

Memorial Day '99

7:30pm - Ball is brought up court by Cary

7:31 - Dave does not receive pages, due to his pager being turned off

7:32 - Anson comes off weak side block to wing to get open

7:33 - Trish stalls while driving stick

7:33 - Emi is a great teacher

7:34 - Anie plays Cary off to pass

7:35 - Shaun tries to set back pick on En-Jang....BIG MISTAKE!

7:36 - Shaun is on the ground.....crowd applauds

7:37 - Cary passes ball over the zone defense to Anson

7:38 - Anson ponders what to do? Drive, Dish, Pull-up J, or make fun of Dave.

7:39 - Cheronne finally walks back from the other side of the court

7:40 - Anson fakes a jump shot, eludes Henry, drives towards to middle of the key. En-Jang and Henda await

7:40 - Anson's life flashes before him

7:41 - a little boy watching, drops his ice-cream cone in slow motion

7:42 - Anson decides to try to split the 2 gigantic trees. the crowd gasps

7:43 - First impact, Anson's upper torso collides with what is believed to be En-Jang's outer rings.

7:43 - Mark jumps to intercept shot

7:43 - Second and third impact comes a split second later when Henda's gravitational pull collides with En-Jang's

7:44 - 2 teams of oil drillers launch off in 2 space shuttles to sling shot around Dave's head to try to land on either En-Jang or Henda from behind.

7:45 - Shock wave of the collision is felt in Corona....Maurer awakens!

7:45 - Anson can barely see the light of day due to total eclipse caused by what the natives call "Hen-Jang phenomenon", but still attempts to rise above the rim.

7:45 - Anson is able to release a shot off from the outer atmosphere of the colliding planets

7:46 - Mark coming down from orbit swats the ball away

7:47 - Anson falls back into Hen-Jang's atmosphere.

7:48 - Henda and En-Jang transform into Autobot city to box out for rebounds. "Grimlock no like Dave!"

7:49 - En-Jang slips out of orbit and falls to the ground. Sonic boom occurs.....Maurer's eyes open

7:50 - Anie takes the ball and begins fast break. Dave pursues, fouls him once, twice, third time, fourth time. "what foul?" ~Dave Lin~