Nestor is GIGANTIC………. the unsinkable shit on a log, that just won't go away

Dave is Jak Schiet, the poorly dressed beanie baby dealer that got tickets to a Lakers game on AOL, but traded it in for tickets for the Gigantic

Leanne is the rich snob Doze de DeYuck that is really annoying, who knows Jak Schiet

J plays Billy Zane character, that is the cause of bringing the Doze into everyone’s doomed lives.

Joe plays the Eyeice-berg that came from Mexicantartica

Charlie plays the owner of the ship, who unites all classes under one doomed shit. "Unite da CLANS!"

Henry plays Capt. Ahab, using the unsinkable shit to go after that darn white whale. "ramming speed!"

Pat plays all of the millionares put into one, and has a blonde top hat

Zubin plays the Indian Ocean, like in the movie and in real life, he's no where in the picture

Cary plays Hector Raul Gomez, the friend with a strong accent that Jack brings on to the shit

Maurer is Jak Schiet's Irish friend that he meets on the Gigantic. "I, MY IREland!"

Scott plays the land of Scotland, his girlfriend Eileen plays the wide open see port that all go in and out of

Shaun plays the lugy that Jack spits into the ocean

Claire plays Doze's mom, the one that wants Doze married and to stop making trouble

Candice plays Doze’s granddaughter, the one who always follows her around

Emi plays poor peasant little girl that wants to dance with Jak

Manoly plays the one-legged French model that Jak Shiet drew on his pad o' paper

Chim plays the booty guard; he admires J to a fault, but J don't know who his best friend is

Anson plays the Lord of the Dance in the third class storage

Anie plays basketball, and just trash talks throughout the entire movie

Lauren Fonda plays the flat wooden board that, in the end, will save Doze

Shig plays with himself, plus is the head chef of the Gigantic

Peter plays whoever is in charge of watching for icebergs, "Eyeice-berg dead ahead!!!!"

Jet is the reason why Peter was not watching out for Eyeice-bergs

En-Jang plays En-Janini Versace, designer of da shit, but messed up this one cause he was high at the time

Hinda is scary, plus he is plays a Russian submarine commander that has gone mad, and is about to take his nuclear sub, Red Octoberkeley, into U.S. coastal waters to blow up the Eastern seaborg.

Mark will play his future self, a biologist scentist person who was also a scientist in the movie Twister

Allen plays the part of any explosion that may occur during the movie, because he's a pyro.

Kevin plays with Peter's sister in another car with steamy windows

Chrissy plays the rich woman, the unsinkable Molly Brown

Tricia plays the French-Canadian born singer: Shaling Dong, and "my fart will go onnnnnn"

Kelly plays the litt’ girl, Lolita, that Jak tries to save, before big Lord of the Dance father comes to save her

Peter Chang plays the part of the submarine that the scientist use

Kevin Costner plays all his recent movies, he sinks too.

Catherine Zeta-Jones plays herself, yee-yaah!