IF Dave RULED THE WORLD……
  1. If Dave ruled the world, he would make it so that whenever his name is mentioned in a conversation there wouldn’t be laughter at the end.
  2. He would extend the borders of the city of Walnut to connect with Cerritos.
  3. He would force everyone to use Mac’s, rather then PC’s.
  4. CRV’s for all his people.
  5. He would promote Maurer’s postion at Disney to the rank of "Walt"
  6. Frank & Son’s would be made into a holy place of worship.
  7. He would be getting straight A’s at CSFullerton, while at the same time attending Stanford.
  8. There would be a shock device attached to Anson and Cary to shock them, for every time they spoke his name in vain.
  9. For some reason or another in poker, Dave’s "Queen high" beats our "Full House".
  10. You are allowed to take an extra slide-step in basketball, before you shot, and not be called for travelling.
  11. Jeanshorts for all his people, yes all his people!
  12. All shirt collars must be pre-stretched before worn.
  13. He would make it a standard law, for parents to reward their children for poor grades.
  14. He would be addressed as "Your Royal Beaniness" or on special occasions "Mr. I am the Law"
  15. Dave’s friend Dan would still be gay and still eats too much.
  16. He would force everyone to put Nas712 on their buddy list for AOL
  17. It will be standard for all sock tans to be no lower than 7" from the ground.
  18. No man can workout, and be stronger then Dave.
  19. The Los Angeles Lakers will have to change their name to the Los Angeles Lakers777
  20. During Halloween, children will have to go by his house and give him candy.
  21. During Christmas, Santa Claus collects gifts from everyone’s house to finally drop off at Dave’s.