This is a compilation of Dave's Greatest Hits. Through the help and coordination of 2 other David Lin Scholars: Prof. Anson Chung(PhD. in Li-Wen studies at CSF & author of "Does He Have No Shame") and Prof. Cary Liu(PhD. in Dabid Lin Theory of Evolution at CSF & author of the Cliff Notes "Did You Know Facts...actual Answers"). We have comprised a short list of Personal Quotes, and through methodical research & pain staking first-hand experience we have broken down their actual root definitions.
David Li-Wen Lin's Personal Quotes and Definitions
"I was this close" = when trying for a steal in basketball.
"I can't believe you just did that" = getting punked.
"BASTARD!" = getting punked even worse.
"Be honest with me,(name)" = opening statement in a sentence.
"That's what the Nazi's said" = when he knows he's wrong.
"DoHhh!" = involuntary reaction when he goofs up....happens often.
"aye.." = substitution for saying your actual name, when he address's you.
"HEY!!!" = reaction when poked
"ahhh, hmmmm....." = addressing someone with a question in mind.
"sometimes, you just make me wonder" = reacting, when befuddled.
"i like it" = when he hears a idea from someone else, that he wants to try.
"(name)(name)(name)" =?...repeating someone's name 3 times....?
"Inglewood up to no good. Sacramento where you at" = geography skills?
"get outta here" = when he doesn't believe your story.
"what up wit dat" = a suprised reaction to a story.
"yada yada yada" = straight rip off from Seinfeld.
"yack'em smack'em" = when he doesn't give a damn.
"hold on..." = He's online and in the process of ignoring you.
"ALRIGHT already, in a minute!" = response to anything his mom says.
"Doesn't matter, just get me anything" = when his mom tries to be nice and buy him food.
"I'm hanging up right now!!!" - talking to dad on phone.
"Hey I’ll talk to ya later, I gotta concentrate on driving" = talking to his dad on the phone while driving.
"If I only bet on the other team, I would have won." - gambling logic.
"that's because he's Larry da MAN Walker!" - gay fantasies
"I swear, the lights are moving" = pitching after eating Chris's cookies.
"I'm striking out because I forgot to do my leg kick" = baseball advice.
"I need complete darkness" = whenever he wants to get a remote control thrown at him.
"Don't worry, I don't need ot write it down, I'll remember" = when he's about to forget something important.
"Are you trying to tell me....." = when he doesn't agree with you.
"What are you, kidding me.." = when he can't afford something.
"You can at least double the speed" = making a turn on a freeway on ramp.
"You Know…………." = get ready for a Did You Know Fact.