The majority of emails I've been receiving from Emi in the past couple of weeks have been Chain letters, and a rare occasional death threat. So in response to the overwhelming demand in which our society has placed on Chain letters, here's another one.
If you want to be popular for the next 48 hours = you must send this to Emi 2 times.
If you don't want a dog to shit and piss on your leg = you must send this to Emi 4 times.
If you don't know Emi = you must send a email to this email address (SailorME9@aol.com) only 1 time....just to say Hi
If you think Vince Carter will win the rookie of the year = you must send this email to Emi 10 times.
If you only have one nipple, you have a lot of problems = so you must send this to Emi 12 times.
If you don't believe that Maurer really lives in the Mountains = you must send this to Emi 8 times.
If you think the girl from the movie "Idle Hands" is a babe = you must find many pictures of her and send it to (L5ofSP@aol.com)
If you think Catherine Zeta Jones' butt is a national treasure = you must say "Hell ya!" and again send pictures of her to (L5ofSP@aol.com)
If you think Emi should stop working and become a rodeo clown = you must send this to Emi 9 times.
If you believe En-Jang is high at this moment = you must send this to Emi 6 times.
En-Jang, if you are high right now = you must send Emi a email saying "High"
If you think Cary never reads emails that you send to him = you must send (Cigga7@aol.com) this letter 35 times.
If you believe that Dave Lin buys his shirts w/ pre-stretched collars = you must send this to Emi 3 times and Dave 4 times.
If you believe that Pat never really moved to the East Coast and is actually a bum on the street with a Labtop = you must send this to (pkuo@iimage.com) 69 times.
If you still remember what Zubin looks like = please find a picture of him and send the picture to Emi 32 times.
Aren't chain letters cool.