the Buffy episode I always talk about. You know when she jumps rope. I like to refer all my advice to that, not just because Sarah Michelle Gellar has a nice set of Jennifer Love Hewetts, but rather a certain scene in the show reminded me of your situation. So, if you let me indulge a little, let's play make believe........ Act Wan from Buffy the ex-boyfriend slayer.

Henry will play the role of the cool bad guy vampire w/ even cooler British accent, Psyche. Emi of course will play the role of jump rope gurly, Iffy. Anson will play the role of her annoying watcher, Piles. Greg will then play the 400 year old ex-boyfriend vampire w/ emotional issues, Acute Angle. And to just to add one more, Nestor plays the part of Pillow.

{first scene begins with Iffy jumping rope...j/k...actually it begins with Pillow jumping rope.....let's just skip the rope jumping and go straight to the dramatic scene. Psyche, Iffy, and Angle(he’s so acute) are in a some place looking for ingredients for a potion Psyche needs to make his drunk vampire girlfriend to sober up again, while of course being pursued by a lot of extra bad vampires.}

Iffy: (while jumping up and down. j/k) Hurry guys, we need to find the special ingredients for the potion.

Angle: Why is he here (points up at Psyche)

Psyche: (laughing in cool British accent) haha! I’m everywhere. Shaken not stirred.

Iffy: what’s wrong Angle, you were fine in last weeks episode. There’s nothing abnormal about us three hanging out together.

Angle: yeah right, none of your friends like me. Especially your best buddy friend, Pillow.

Psyche: Don’t worry bout it old chap, I’m Iffy’s sworn emiemy. I don’t have to be her friend to not like you.

Iffy: what are you guys talking about, everything is normal because I said it is.

Angle: yeah, I guess so. Mind your own business Psyche, you’re the one with the alcoholic for a girlfriend.

Psyche: I may be 3 hundred years younga then you, but at least I’m not blind like you two are. And so what if I have a drunk for a girlfriend.

Iffy: what are you talking about, we’re just friends in this episode

{Scene two. CSF library. Pillow and Piles are studying the book of bitchcraft.}

Piles: so you want to learn the wayz of a bitch, eh.

Pillow: naw kid, I think I’m already a bitch.

Piles: yes, your right, you’re a bitch.

Pillow: I hope they get back soon with the ingredients because you know me, I gotz a partie to be going too.

Piles: you’re a bitch you know. I’m wondering, Pillow, if a vampire bit you and you turned into one and continue the cycle of biting other people. Would we call you Pillow Biter?

Piles: whatz you trying to say, kid. What’s the deallliiiolioooio with the others, man let’s bounce.

{Scene three. Back to our completing tension free room w/ Iffy, Angle, and Psyche.}

Iffy: As I said we are friends now. Nothing more, I’m just not ready to date white guys yet.

Angle: (depressed) might as well killed me again, Iffy.

Iffy: I killed you last season in the last episode, you just didn’t seem to get the hint yet.

Angle: what are you trying to say? Your not going to give me another chance. Are you saying we’ll only be just friends. Didn’t the last two seasons on the WB mean anything to you.

Iffy: Of course it meant something to me, but things are different now. A lot has changed between us.

Angle: I’m better now, I know I turned completely evil when you let me jump rope with you for the first time. I understand now why you had to kill me in the season finale. I’ve become a changed vampire, now. Even though I know if I jump rope with you again, I’ll turn evil all over again.

Iffy: I know you’ve changed and now you see how evil you were, but for god sakes I stabbed you in the heart in the last episode. Your suppose to be gone, but since fate has brought you back. We have to just stay friends.

Angle: C’mon what else do you need me to change about my self. I know you want me to hang out with you and hold your hands during the day, but I’m a vampire for god sakes. I can’t go out with you and your friends in the day time, I’m limited to only seeing you at night.

Psyche: Hello? Did you guys forget that I’m in the damm bloody room. Now I feel the tension in the air, it’s just like the LA smog.

Iffy: (frustrated) I don’t need this right now. I’m getting a head ache.

Angle: it’s your damm friends that’s giving you this headache.

Psyche: Indian friend? Bad time to be a blood thirsty vampire right now…yuck

Angle: (pointing up at Psyche) why don’t you just stay out of our business for once, like you know anything.

Psyche: let me see…….hmmmm….yup, I’m still in a relationship. Boy don’t you look even shorter now.

Iffy: we just need time. Then we can become friends.

Psyche: (remember w/ really cool British accent) Friends!? When have you two ever just been friends? From the start of the show, you’ve always liked him. You can never be friends, as much as it tears you up inside you two can’t just be friends. I may be love’s bitch, but at least I’m man enough to admit.

(Complete silence…. crickets chirping)

Iffy: (confused) am not.

Psyche: are to.

(Angle seemed to have forgotten how to speak…utter silence from his corner)

Iffy: what kind of resolution is this. I’m even more confused now. I wanted everything to be resolved in just one episode.

Psyche: nothing can be resolved in just one show. The WB would never make money that way. They will drag this out as long as possible, so go on with your life and don’t worry about resolving open issues. Remember you don’t get to decide who is ready and who is not ready to get on with life, that’s Aaron Spellings job. We’re all a bunch of pons in the game of love, so sit back relax and get played.

~ Stay tune for a preview for next weeks all new WB Tuesday nights~