DAVE LIN

MARK TSAO MIKE MAURER

BATTING ORDER

1. Anie Hong - 2B/SS/CF "catch the damm ball you stupid Mole!"

2. Cary Liu - 3B/P/2B/SS "I workout during the off-season….raaawwrrrR!"

3. Henry Lee – SS/P/C/3B "you know how much I spent on you guys?!"

4. Michael Maurer – RF/3B/P/1B "shoes? we don’t need no stinking shoes!"

5. Peter Lee - 1B/C/P "who needs to practice, look at my new car."

6. David Lin – CF/Closer "I’ll bet against my own team, if I have too!!"

7. Mark Tsao – LF/P "I have more IQ then this entire damm team"

8. Singer Hwang – P/C "Look at my buffness, I workout ALL SEASON!"

9. Shaun Yoshizumi – C/2B "if it wasn’t for Dave, all the jokes would be about me"

*Manager Anson "you guys all SUCK!" Chung – PG/SG/SF/PF/C

*Bitching Coach Emi "I have better things to do then to watch you guys Suck!" Funaoka

*Hitting Coach Tricia "hit my car one more time, Ikea!" Maravilla

Kevin Tsao "Jr." - OF/P

En-Jang "En-da" Hsu – 1B/bullpen/bench clearing brawls

Henda "Hen-Jang" Hsu – Bullpen/wall/bench clearing brawls

Scott "@$$" Kawamoto – grabs your ass after a good play/pinch hitter

Nestor Savellano Jr. – Switch hitter/released and plays for the other team