"Never give them what they expect!"
-Joker
My Tattoo And Joker
The Animated Series Joker And Joker From "Batman Beyond-Return Of The Joker"
Welcome to my page. My name is Rob, but you can call me Jokester. As you can see, I'm a Joker fan, but this isn't about my grinning friend: it's about me.
This page is stll a work in progress. Let me start by telling you about myself....
Cesar Romero As Joker, Shogun Warrior Raydeen
I was born in San Diego in 1967 and have been a plague on mankind ever since.
Godzilla
I grew up in a hell hole called Chino (A suburb of Los Angeles) awakening to the smell of cow crap every morning....
** Yum Yum **
Linda Carter As Wonder Woman,Lee Majors As Colonel Steve Austin:The Six Million Dollar Man
I was your typicall geeky kid....I was into that stupid '60's Batman T.V. show (Just to see Joker), Shogun Warriors, Godzilla, Wonder Woman (Mmmmm....Lynda Carter....), The Six Million Dollar Man, and STAR WARS.
Comic-Con '77 Star Wars Poster
By My sophmore year in high school, I was running track and playing baseball....That is until one night I was riding my bike and a fire hydrant jumped in front of me and I tore my knee apart....I graduated in 1985....Did some college....But mostly worked so I could pursue my toy collecting....
In 1990 I moved to San Diego....I've met a lot of great people since
I've been there (And some not so great....those of whom can go 
yourselves!!!). I've worked in everything from retail to massage
therapy, so I guess you can call me a JOKER of all trades!!!
Joker
In April of 2003, I moved to Sin City (that's right, Las Vegas, Baby!!!) to be with my Gina - Girl. Gina is a physical therapist who works with disabled children, and one hell of an awesome drummer!!! I believe there is no one better when it comes to putting a smile on anyones' face than her! Even though she likes that '80's hair band music (Gak!!!), I still love you, baby!!!
My Gina - Girl
And these are her children, Tori and Kenny. Tori is chock full of hugs and kisses....And Kenny....What can I say about the kid? He's a F^*#ing genius, and a crackup to boot!!! I love these kids!!!
Tori's Dead Punk Haloween Costume, Kenny Drumming @ Black Diamond's Soundcheck
Gina's introduced me to quite a few celebs here in Vegas, one in particular being Richard Cheese and his backup band Lounge Against The Machine. They have to be the greatest Vegas act since....Elv....no.... Wayn.... no....Zigfr ....no....Blue Man....no.... Celene.... Oh Hell No!!! I'll just say "The Greatest Lounge Act Vegas Has Ever Known!!!"
Richard Cheese & Me; Buddy Gouda, Me, And Gordon Brie
I mentioned before that my main hobby is toy collecting....
Mostly Joker....
Some Of My Loose Joker Collection
And Star Wars....
Kenners Vintage Star Wars Figures In Hasbro's POTF II Packages(And A Couple Of Customized Ones Too!)
Speaking of customizing figures, I am really proud of this piece....for obvious reasons!!!
J0 - K3R. You Can See My Other Customs At http://www.angelfire.com/ca5/NotClownJOKER/My_Customs
Custom Vintage "Spirit Of Rob-Guy" Figure
My Wet-Dream Lightsaber
My Custom Lightsabers
I also collect other toys from here and there....
My hero is Homer Simpson....I don't know why, I just find him hilarious!!!
D'oh!
I also enjoy reading a daily comic strip "The Duplex" by Glenn McCoy
Eno Camino And Fang
**This is where I talk about my friends**
My best friend Steve (Who just happens to like Batman....Go Figure....) and his woman Jennifer....
Here's The "Cute" Couple Taking A Breather....
Live in the "Orange Curtain" (That's Orange County to the layman) and they got married on August 19th, 2000. And guess what??? I WAS THE BEST MAN!!! Ohhhhh was that fun!!!
** Heh heh heh **
Seriously, I wish them all the best.
** Introducing....The San Diego Crew **
First up is Justin, or Rutt, or Blank (Hopefully just a name, and not shooting them!!!)....Or Sponge Bob Small (Or Ripped) Pants. He worked with me at that damned "Toy Store" and was one of the few people I could stomach there....He was Mr. R.O.T.C., so he's the most organized and responsible one of the gang....
Rutt Wishing He Was Right Where He Wants To Be!
Silent Mike (a take on the name Silent Bob, Mike is a Kevin Smith fan) is up next, one of the biggest Star Trek (yuck!) Trekkers that I know. This guy is into everything from Transformers: Armada to Dragonball Z! Doesn't "Dragonball Z" sound like a S.T.D. you get from overseas? "What happened Mike?" "Aww, I went to the Phillipines and caught Dragonball Z...." We loves ya, Mikey!!!
Mike And His Girl Kothlacholliechoobahkkupla (But We Call Her "Kelly"!)
Amanda is the newest edition to our crew...She's our resident cutie, my little Cuddle Bug!!! When she's not begging us to take her to the "Adult Stores", she's usually off in the corner trying to figure out why she is hanging out with us....always looking so surprised when one of us says some off - the - wall shiznit!!! But if anyone was to mess with her, she's got us looking out for her, our lil' sister!!!
Lord Darth Vader And His Master, Empress Amanda...
Chris is Justins best friend, and a good friend to us, so he is being included. He's only around part time, being a squid....I mean professional Navy guy....what are they called??? Anyways, Chris is out protecting this great nation of ours from all threats, foriegn or domestic....Wait! Did I say threats? I meant BEERS!!!
Chris At Our New Years Eve Party...
Mike & Heather, the married ones. Since I left San Diego, he's taken charge of the crew, and she's taking care of feeding them!!! Mike, a.k.a. Demon, is a blood member of the KISS Army....If it has to do with KISS it has to do with Demon! He's got KISS tatoos, KISS toys, KISS stuff everywhere in his home. I think a KISS bomb exploded there!!! Heather a.k.a. Domino, is just a very nice girl, a great Mom to three very wonderful daughters, Jasmine, Rebecca, and Raven and would gladly taxi you all around if you wanted to go on toy runs!!! I also want to thank them for showing awesome hospitality whenever Gina and I visit!!!
Domino & Demon...
Ben....Ben - Jammin'....Mr. "I'm Chinese, Dammit!" This cat can break a cinderblock with his forehead and will kick your ass playing the "Dead Or Alive" videogames. If it's a fighting game, Ben - Jammin' has mastered it!!! Ben digs everything from Bruce Lee movies to Anime (ain't that right, pal?!?). He's a good friend, and I miss him, and hope he gets that job as a video game tester....
Ben Showing His Mastery Of Dinner Utensils....
Oh yeah....And then there's....
Being A Poser....
Yeah, I saved myself for last....But who else out of this group can finish off the page better than me???
Oh....I guess he's going to....
**The End** 
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Thank You!!!