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i'm sorry; i don't remember where i got these from... i hope you enjoy them....
You may be a Unitarian Universalist if....
- You may be a UU if you think socks are too formal for a Summer service.
- You may be a UU if even your goldfish gets to vote on family TV viewing choices.
- You may be a UU if you consider Charlie Brown & Dilbert to be spiritual leaders.
- You may be a UU if you know at least 5 ways to say "Happy holidays!"
- You may be a UU if your idea of a guy's night out is going to a N.O.W. rally.
- You may be a UU if your Christmas tree has 7 symbols on its top.
- You may be a UU if unleavened bread is part of your Easter Brunch.
- You may be a UU if the letters PC still mean personal computer to you.
- You may be a UU if Santa Claus was the last entity in which you believed.
- You may be a UU if your idea of fish on Friday is dinner at a sushi bar.
- You may be a UU if you find yourself lighting a chalice before brushing your teeth
- You may be a UU if when you watch Jaws you root for the shark. ("Hey, sharks have to eat too!")
- You may be a UU if you've had an argument over whether breast milk is Vegan.
- You may be a UU if you've attended a Tantric Sex Workshop during Sunday school.
- You may be a UU if you refer to construction paper as "paper of color."
- You may be a UU if belly dancing has ever been part of a Sunday service.
- You may be a UU if on Hallowe'en you explain to everyone the Pagan significance of their costumes.
- You may be a UU if e-mail fulfills a spiritual void in you life.
- You may be a UU if you consider Groucho, Harpo & Zeppo to be the "Holy Trinity."
- You may be a UU if the "X-Files" is a regular source of your church's sermons.
- You may be a UU if you take your day planner to church instead of the Bible.
- You may be a UU if you consider Millard Fillmore one of the greatest US Presidents. (He was Unitarian).
- You may be a UU if you think "Whatever" is a valid theological point.
