NOVEMBER 17, 2004 - Okay, I don't mean to be rude or anything, but please read this carefully before you send me e-mail, okay? I DO NOT HAVE ANY WILL SASSO VIDEOS, CDS, DVDS, TAPES, MP3S, or any other Sasso stuff. I AM NOT IN PERSONAL CONTACT WITH WILL SASSO (despite my best efforts!). Also, I AM NO LONGER HOPELESSLY DEVOTED to Will Sasso, I just keep this site online because a lot of people complained when I deactivated it. So please don't write to me & ask me for Sasso stuff & info - I don't have it and I don't care! (But I don't want to be rude - so let me add, PLEASE! nyuk nyuk!) November 7, 2003 - Alert reader and Sasso fan Marsha Radford advises that Will is appearing in episode 906 of MAD TV this weekend (Saturday night, check your local listings) - apparently it's their 200th show or some such thingamajig.
Per Marsha, he'll be doing his Kenny Rogers and Bill Clinton schtick, so I may actually stay awake for that, nyuk nyuk!
Thanks, Marsha! (And Will, I'm still waiting for that hot passionate e-mail from you ... ) September 29, 2003 - Sasso fan Kevin Duran informs me that Mr. Sasso is currently appearing on a new ABC TV series called Less than Perfect -- I personally haven't watched it yet but will give it a look and let you know what I think! Meantime, here's the official cast photo for your viewing pleasure:
September 24, 2003 - Well, I was just gonna let this page die a natural death, but the other day I received a nice e-mail from a lady named Kelli, who says that Will loves to look at his fan pages online, but just doesn't have time in his busy schedule to return fan mail. I'm still a little skeptical, basically because - what is he busy at? I haven't seen any indication of any upcoming projects. However, I'm willing to keep an open mind, so if Will or any of his buds want to contact me (at stoogeswoman@yahoo.com ) & let me know of any TV shows, movies, dinner theater, or whatever that he's going to be appearing in, I'll post the news here. I'd hate to disappoint all you nice folks out there who still love the guy!
October 8, 2002 - As most of you loyal S.W. fans know, for quite some time now the Stooges Woman has maintained a site in tribute to formerly portly comedian Will Sasso, formerly of Mad TV.
I’ve left the site up but there are two reasons -- no, three -- why it WON’T be updated anytime soon:
1. He ain’t on Mad TV anymore.
So to all you Will Sasso fans out there, sorry, but it’s time to get on with our lives! There are PLENTY of gorgeous Curly-esque guys out there who ain't losin' weight any time soon - let's get 'em, ladies!!! Meantime - feel free to keep reading - I'll still leave the Sasso stuff up here, though one of these days I may change it to a "Dan Blocker" worship site, nyuk nyuk!
This page is totally devoted to the one and only Will Sasso of Fox's MAD TV! Why? Well ...
UPDATE SEPTEMBER 16, 2002 -- To all those who've written to ask, yes, it looks like Will Sasso is no longer a member of MadTV! According to www.madtv.com, he and Nicole and Alex have left to "pursue other interests" -- I guess we'll just have to figure that out for ourselves, nyuk nyuk!
Yeah, I know Will's lost weight - 200 pounds!!! - since I started this web page. Well, whatta ya gonna do? I still prefer the cute & substantial Will, but hey, whatever makes you happy, sweetie pie! Just stay healthy and cool, okay? Also, for those who've asked "How did Will Sasso lose all of that weight?", here's what www.madtv.com says:
So there!!!!
07/08/2002 - Howsoever -- the Stooges Woman DOES have a bone to pick wit'youse, Willy boy. Because EVERY SINGLE EMAIL she receives in response to this site asks the same question: "How did Will lose all that weight?"
Answer: I DON'T KNOW!! But if the formerly chunky, and still hunky, Mr. S. would kindly drop me a line and tell me, I'll be more than happy to pass the info along to his inquisitive fan base!
Or - you can just keep doin' the Greta Garbo imitation. 'Sokay wit me. I'll just keep tellin' 'em what I usually tell 'em - that you had a passionate love affair with a lady wrestler. If you got somethin' better, let me know!
Meantime, if anyone's got some good Skinny Will pix, send 'em to me, okay? And here's a few other links to check out.
11/16/2001 - You gotta be kiddin' me - People Magazine nominated PIERCE BROSNAN as the Sexiest Man Alive?? Haven't they even LOOKED at Will Sasso?? Jeez, I gotta get some money and power so I can get my own personal preferences out there! Meantime, those of us who appreciate TRUE beauty will just have to keep basking the glow of Will on MadTV reruns!
08/26/01 - UPDATED!! Hey Will, I saw your bit on MadTV last night - okay, okay, ya got me! I apologize! You're JUST as funny now as you were when you were a cute fat guy, honest! (That was a VERY funny sketch, by the way - you dawg you!) Stay skinny, stay healthy, stay funny, stay happy! I love you no matter what size you are! Now, uh, will you let me up? (nyuk nyuk!)
Check out former Quebec Pro Wrassler Bad-dog Tremblay's photos of himself with Will at Wrestlemania 18!
A totally GORGEOUS (tee hee!) photo of Will graces this NEW Will Sasso fan page!
MAD TV's OFFICIAL Web Site!
A description of Will's X-Files episode (undoubtedly a classic by now, nyuk nyuk!)!
The basic no-frills Will Bio at MadTVCentral
Wrestler Bret Harte talks about his encounter with an unexpected partner!
Retoin to the Stooges page, nyuck nyuck!
Thanks for dropping by! Drop me a line at stoogeswoman@yahoo.com and let me know what you think of the *updated* Will Sasso Page!
(And hey, Will
2. He never answered my fan mail.
3. He doesn’t look like Curly anymore, which, frankly, was his main attraction as far as I was concerned.
He's topical!
He's intergalactic!
Wanna write to Will? Send your fan mail to:
5842 Sunset Blvd. Bldg. 11 Suite 203
Hollywood, CA 90028
-- if by any chance you're reading this, I *definitely* want to hear from you, hint hint, wink wink, flirt flirt!) And send me some new photos, too - I'll definitely put 'em up!