Frosty the snowman
was so very ,very nice
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
and a schlong made out of ice.

Frosty the snowman
is a horny guy, they say,
He was made of snow but the hookers know
how he came to life one day.

There must have been some awful clap
at that whorehouse he found.
For when left that fateful night,
he began to dance around.

O, Frosty the snowman
was mad as he could be,
cause his balls they hurt
and his dick it burned
every time he tried to pee.

Frosty the snowman
knew that he had come unhinged,
So he grabbed his gun
and began to run
saying" I WILL GET REVENGE."

Down to the whorehouse,
with a shotgun in his hands,
he kicked in the do'
and shot all the ho's ,
and the madam in the can.

They chased him down the streets of town
right to the traffic cop.
And he only paused a moment when
he heard him holler " Stop! "

For Frosty the snowman
on the electric chair he'll sit,
cause the whores are dead
shot em' in the head
and he just don't give a shit.

BITEY says: " DONT BLAME ME !
BLAME ROBERT "

E-MAIL

Frosty says: " So Long till next year !"