My Blonde Jokes
These are some of the blonde jokes from my collection. This is just for fun and not meant to really insult people.
- What do you call an eternity? --Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
- Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? --Toes Go In First.
- What do SMART Blondes and UFO's have in common? --You always hear about them but never see them.
- What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios? --Oh look, Daddy... Doughnut seeds.
- Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? --Because it said concentrate.
- Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? --They think their picture is being taken.
- Why can't Blondes dial 911? --They can't find the 11 on the phone!
- How can you tell if a Blonde has been using your computer? --There is white-out all over the monitor
- How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye? --Shine a flashlight in her ear.
- Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? --You have to hollow out the head.
- Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? --It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
- What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team? --They drowned during Spring Training.