Why do Sardars always smile during
lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
How can you tell when a sardar sends you
a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
Why can't sardars dial 911?
They cannot find the eleven on the phone
How do you get a sardar on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.
A sardar and a friend were walking
outside when the friend said "Oh, look at the dead bird." The sardar looked skyward and said
"Where, where?
What do smart sardars and UFOs have in
common?
You always hear about them but you never
see them.
Two sardarjis walked toward each other on
a country road.
One was carrying a burlap bag over his
shoulder.
"Hey Bhai," the first sardarji
drawled, "what's in the bag?"
"Chickens," was the reply.
"If I guess how many, can I have
one?"
"You can have both of them."
"OK," the first sardarji said.
"Five."
Our sardarji was filling up an
application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE,
ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column Salary
Expected:
He was not sure as to what to befilled
there. After much thought he wrote : Yes
Q: Recently why do so many surds get
injured when they try to send a letter bomb?
A: In order to be modern they want to
send the bomb by fax.
A surd (sardar) tried to sell his old
car. But he had major problems because the car had 900,000 km on it. One day he
told his problem to a friend working in the same factory. The friend told him:
"There is a possibility to make the car saleable. But it is not
legal."
"That does not matter," replied
the surd,
"If I only can sell the car."
"OK," said the friend.
"Here is the address of a friend of
mine in Chennai. He owns a car repair shop. If you give him my regards, he will
turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 km. Then it should not be a problem
to sell your car anymore." So the following weekend the surd made a trip
to Chennai.
About one month after that the friend
asked the surd:
"Did you now sell your car?"
"No," replied the surd,
"why should I? It has only 50000 km on it."
There is a large group of surd people in
a bar and they are having a celebration. Another man walks into the bar and
sees the celebration and asks why all the surd people are celebrating. One of
the surds says: "We have just solved a 100 piece jigsaw puzzle within six
hours."
The man says: "I am sorry. I do not
see what the big deal is."
The surd replies: "On the box it
says 'from 3 to 5 years'."
Two surds go fishing. They catch a lot of
fish and return to the shore. The first surd says: "I hope you remember
the spot where we caught all those fish.
"The other answers: "Yes, I made
an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot."
"You idiot!" replies the first.
"How do you know we will get the same boat tomorrow?"
A Surd prime minister visited the
president of the neighboring country and complained about all this jokes about
surds that others tell each other.
"This leads to the impression that
all surds are stupid," he said.
"You should not take this so
earnestly," answered the neighboring minister.
"These are only jokes and not true
stories. And there are also stupid people in our country. I will prove it to
you."
Saying so he went to his driver and said:
"Please drive to my home and find out, whether I am at home."
The driver immediately went on his way.
The surd prime minister was satisfied: "He is very stupid indeed.
There is a public phone just at the
corner. It would have been easier to ring."
A surd walks up to a Coke machine and
puts in a coin. A coke pops out. The surd looks amazed and runs away to get
some more coins. He returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course
the machine keeps popping out drinks. A man walks up behind the surd and
watches him doing this for a few minutes before stopping and him and asking if
someone else could have a go. The surd spins around and shouts: "Can you
not see that I am winning."
From a Surd Newspaper: Yesterday morning
a Surd Airlines Boeing 747 crashed in a cemetery near Chandigarh. The officials
announced that the reason for the crash is that too many passengers were on
board. The rescue party so far has retrieved more than 3000 bodies.
Two surds were walking through the woods
when one looked down and said: "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The
other surd looked and said: "Those are not deer tracks, those are wolf
tracks."
"No. Those are deer tracks."
They kept arguing and arguing. Half an hour later they were both killed by a
train.
There was a competition. Those who don't
laugh for100 continuous jokes will get an award. Our surdarji gang headed by
Bantu Singh went to competition but unfortunately only one of them got the
admission. So Bantu as representing the surdarjis went and sat with other
competitors. People started telling jokes one by one. Our sardarji though so
many others got disqualified. Rests of the surdarajis were so happy. After 98th
joke thinking that they will get their share of prize since Bantu was sent as
their representative. But after 99th joke, Bantu started laughing, rolling on
ground, no body could control him. His surd friends got angry and asked
"are sale why didn't you hold your laugh for just another joke",
Bantu replied "Aray yaar, main kya karooon, woh joke number1 was too
good!!!!!"
