These are some of
the real ads found in papers and boards found in the
Eastern Europe.
Read on!!
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Illiterate? Write today for free help.
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Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll
never go anywhere again.
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Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals
and smacks included.
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Dog for sale: eats anything and is very fond of children.
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Stock up and save. Limit: one.
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Semi-annual After-Christmas sale.
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3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
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Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for
efficient beating.
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Dinner special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children
$2.00.
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For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large
drawers.
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We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by
hand.
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Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful
condition.
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Vacation special: have your home exterminated.
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Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.
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Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates.
Automatically burns toast.
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Used cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first.
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Christmas tag sale: Handmade gifts for the hard to find person.
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Wanted: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.
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Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
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Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
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Wanted: Widower with school age children requires person assume
general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of
family.
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And now, the Superstore –
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Unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
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We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for
$1.00.