FIRING SQUAD


A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were all about to be executed by firing squad.

The executioner dragged the redhead into the execution yard, gave her a cigarette and blindfold, and asked her if she had any last words.

The redhead pointed into the distance and replied, "Look out! TORNADO!"

The entire firing squad quickly turned and looked. When they turned back around, the redhead was gone!

So then the brunette was dragged before the guns and asked whether she had any last words.

The brunette replied, "Oh my God! It's a TYPHOON!!" And then the same thing happened. The brunette got away too!

So finally, it was the blonde's turn before the firing squad. Once again, the blonde got dragged before the guns, blindfolded, and asked whether she had any last words.

Having witnessed what her fellow prisoners on death row had done, the blonde thought for a second and shouted at the top of her voice, "FIRE!!!!!" And so they did.