One Last Chance


Three guys get in a car accident and die. One is Italian, one is Mexican, and one is gay. They ask God for another chance to live. He says, "I will give you one more chance on one condition. Italian, you may not eat Italian food ever, or you die. Mexican, you can't steal anymore or you die. Gay guy, you can't, well, do that stuff that you do, or you die. They all agree.One day the italian walks into a Pizza parlor, and *poof*, he's dead.
Later that day, the Mexican see's a penny on the ground and bends over to pick it up, *poof*, *poof*.