Name: Lance Bass
Codename: Scoop
Ht: 5' 11" (not! he's about 5' 6"-7")
Wt: 165 lbs.
Skills:
Computer Hacker
Jet Skiing
Trickery with his innocent behaviour
Specialty:
Communications expert
Agent #: 004 (In pager talk, this is Hoo, which refers to the PPV when JC was running about telling people to go "hoo" and at one point, Lance said "hoo" in response to JC)
Justin's file reads:
Name: Justin Timberlake
Codename: Tennman (this name is getting old, Justin)
Ht: 6'
Wt: 160 lbs.
Skills:
Automatic Weapons
Crooning
Fade Away Jump Shot
Specialty:
Explosive pelvic thrusts
Agent #: 038 07 09 5737 (this would be pager code again, this one means "let's go to bed")
Joey's file reads:
Name: Joey A. Fatone jr.
Codename: Phat 1
Ht: 6' 5" (I don't think so)
Wt: 175 lbs.
Skills:
Master of Disguise
Methane Master (maybe he belches so much they had to do it)
Degree in Womanizing
Specialty:
Kitchen Espionage (naah, I think this one speaks for itself)
Agent #: the symbol for Pi (I figure this is because he likes pie)
JC's file reads:
Name: Joshua "JC" Chasez
Codename: Sticky Fingers (how'd he get that name?)
Ht: 5' 11"
Wt: 155 lbs.
Skills:
Wiring
Martial Arts
Explosives
Specialty: Plastic Explosives
Agent #: OU812 (this would translate to "oh, you ate one too." don't ask me why)
And saving Sara's fave for last, Chris's file reads:
Name: Chris Kirkpatrick
Codename: Tricky
Ht: 5' 10" (yay! another inch!)
Wt: 160 (whaddya mean he weighs as much as Justin?)
Skills:
Ancient Weapons
Martial Arts
Spinning Records
Specialty:
Ninja
Agent #: R2D2 (I thought JC was the star wars fan . . .)
Now my turn . . .
Name: Jae B.
Codename: Kittie with Klawz
Ht: 5' 7"
Wt: 150
Skills:
Ancient Weapons
Vanishing into crowds
Skillful Artistry
Specialty:
Distraction by Humor
Agent #: 13041213017 (don't ask if you don't know pagercode)
Had enough? go home.
