For this holiday season, he deserves
He deserves to be paired with someone
who's more than 'dead weight'!
As his long suffering fans hope
for a smart match with wit,
we pray for an end
to the dull-witted twit!
We've endured purple nail polish,
and many a childish game.
If this story were a horse,
it'd be shot, it's so lame!
Santa, we ask for a passion-filled
pairing with possibilities rife,
let Jax fall in love with Alexis,