"Twas the Night Before Xmas"
By: TAO829

Twas the night before Xmas
and Jax has been good.
He's suffered, uncomplaining,
for months paired with wood.

For this holiday season, he deserves
something great!
He deserves to be paired with someone
who's more than 'dead weight'!

As his long suffering fans hope
for a smart match with wit,
we pray for an end
to the dull-witted twit!

We've endured purple nail polish,
and many a childish game.
If this story were a horse,
it'd be shot, it's so lame!

Santa, we ask for a passion-filled
pairing with possibilities rife,
let Jax fall in love with Alexis,
...his WIFE!

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