a warning by e
warning: the enclosed works may contain images and ideas which can be construed as thought-provoking, pseudo-intellectual, graphic and offensive. May also contain tits. Should not be viewed by anyone covered by any of the following descriptors:
pussies
those with no literary aptitude
those unaffected by irony
fans of “walker, texas ranger”
pregnant women who are too far along to “do it”
anyone who owns one of those keychains that picks lottery numbers for you
failure to heed this warning, exercise caution, and properly prepare oneself for anything kyle writes can result in any combination of the following symptoms:
nausea
intense, burning anger
shame
regret
worthlessness
a sense of direct, personal dislike
chafing