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Relive some great one liners from Gary's characters. This page last updated on October 20, 2000.

The Firm:

Eddie Lomax: I'll tell you one thing, if those guys at the steakjoint were feds, you'd better watch out for them, because they don't give a damn about you.

(Eddie loads a pistol, hides it under his desk and notices McDeere looking concerned)
Eddie Lomax: Don't worry, I get some pretty pissed off husbands in here.

(The two quotes above provided by Jim Dickenson)


Hider in the House:

Tom Sykes: Gotta Go Babe

(The quote above provided by Donna Collie)



Church: My daddy always said, "When you want to hammer a nail, don't do anything fancy. Just get a hammer and pound the son of a bitch."


Under Seige:

(Krill spits in Ryback's soup)
Krill: A little flavor.

Krill: Where are you going?
Strannix: To make Honolulu glow in the dark.
Krill: Outstanding!

(Krill and Strannix are in the Captain's quarters. Krill is still in a dress)
Krill: Do I look like I need a psychological evaluation?


Point Break

Angelo Pappas: Reagan usually does the driving. Stolen switch car. They leave it running on the curb. It looks parked from the distance. When they run they dump the vehicle and they vanish ... like a virgin on prom night.

Angelo Pappas: 22 years. Man, L.A. has changed a lot during that time. The air got dirty and the sex got clean.

Angelo Pappas: ...last time you had a feeling I had to kill a guy, and I hate that... It looks bad on my report.

(Angelo Pappas is aiming the gun at a surfer)
Angelo Pappas: Speak into the microphone, squid brain!



Frank McBain: Bird season is over, butthorn.

(The quote above provided by Ryan Ward)


Lethal Weapon

Mr. Joshua: If you kindly tell me everything you know, then I promise to kill you quick! (snaps fingers)

(The quote above provided by Ryan Ward)


Let's Get Harry

Jack: You little creep! I'll have you on a stick!

(The quote above provided by Ryan Ward)


Silver Bullet

Uncle Red: Uh, I feel Like a virgin on prom night.

Uncle Red: Holy Jumped up bald headed Jesus Palamina!
Janie: Uncle Red...
Uncle Red: From him I'd expect it. You know, sometimes I think your common sense got paralized along with your legs! But you Jane, you're Miss Polly Practical!

Uncle Red: No No No No No No.(waving his hand at Janie) I'm a little too old to be playing, The Hardy Boys Meet Reverend Werewolf!

Uncle Red: Watch out for the werewolf. OOOOOOOWWWWHOOOHOOOHOOO!

Marty: This thing goes super, super fast.
Uncle Red: I know it goes super fast. And you better watch it.(pointing his finger at Marty) Cause if your mother finds out just how fast it goes I'm gonna end up singing Soprano in the Vienna Boys Choir.

(The quotes above were provided by Craig Brann)

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