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- we're SO fucking PUNK our
entire bodies are chrome, no matter how many
studs you put
- on your jacket you can't
get punker than METALLIC FLESH!
Welcome
to the webpage of the PUNKEST fucking band to walk the
earth! We are the FASHION PUNX and we will KICK your
ASS!! Oi! Oi! Oi!
The
FASHION PUNX are a drunkest, ajax snortin', riot
starting, PC bashing, chaos-punk band from Corona, CA.
We're an all-keyboard band also. When you hear keyboards
you probably think of shitty NON-punk music like the
Doors or Elton John, but we kick ASS!! When we play,
people start punk-as-fuck pogo mosh pits! We're so
fucking punk our music will TEAR YOUR FACE OFF!
NEWS:
2/7
OUR DEBUT ALBUM
"PUNX HATE URTH" IS AVAILABLE!
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faShiOn
pUnX play first GIG
oUr
gig was under COP surveillance, but we didn't get to EAT
any of them. we even had the barbecue pit ready. nOne of
the equipment would work so the audience threw shit at
us. some peace punk was bugging johnny chaos so he pushed
him into some equipment and he got electrocuted. wE
threatened to kill our fans and we almost got in another
fight. when we started playing some stupid lady who owned
the hOuse started whining, she was a raver-sympathizer or
something. when she left we decided it would be better to
just riot instead of play music, so we attacked this
peace punk that showed up. we had a boot party and he
started crying. he fractured his skull but still lived.
we only got to play for about a minute and someone got
put in critical condition. imagine when we play a full
length show!!
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***!!!NEW
BAND MEMBER!!!***
there
now is THREE members of the FASHION PUNX!
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- the
FASHION PUNX are now allied with
- the NORWEGIAN
BLACK METAL scene because
- our morals
are so similar. we shall unite with the Norse
gods when Ragnarok comes and do battle with the
giants. this shall be the ultimate riot in which
all is destroyed.
- The world
will be rebuilt and it will be ruled by the
FASHION PUNX
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