((Key: LH=Lunch Hour, RM=We're a Riotous Mob, PD=Party Down, SF=Sky is Falling, CWC=Crazy, Whose Crazy?, DL=Day Labour, DAA=Dingoes Ate the Administration, NN=No Need For Parodies, BSH=Bells of Sequoia High, E2=Episode 204, NOE=Next Outsider Episode, Mov=2001-The Outsder Movie, TG=The Graduates))

Blood Worms (Giant Worms) "Look, that worm is playing with the wacker!" Seen: RM. Mov

One of the Creatures Linked with the Apocolypse, Blood Worms appeared around Sequoia during the first uprising of the rioutous mob. Not much is known about these creatures, save that they are quite large (20-25 feet long), and have a knack for running mechanicle objects. They are known to eat humans, so caution around them is advised.

Crustaceans "The gooballs drop to the ground, releasing a variety of bio-mechanoid crustacean like troops." Seen: NN, NOE, Mov

Crustaceans are the footsoilders of the giant warship that attacked the peninsula mid-summer 2000. They are anthropamorphic, stand on two feet, have hands, a head, etc, but their bodies are red and brown and are covered in a thick armored shell. They can be destroyed easily in a number of ways.

Death Blossom (aka Bad Plant) "A giant plant grabs Ryan's leg." "Bad Plant! Very Bad Plant!" Seen: RM, NN, Mov

The Bad Plants were created by Giant Faeries that acompanied the apocolypse at Sequoia. Unlike most plants they are mobile and capable of walking on their roots, making them a bigger threat than most man-eating plants. Vaguely resembling a very big orchid, their petals are lined with pointy protrusions, not unlike teeth. Somehow, Eirik managed to capture one of these as a puk-e-mon which he used in the battle for Redwood City.

Easter Bunny "They turn and see an enormous Easter bunny grinning maliciously. It begins pelting them with carrots." Seen: RM, Mov

The Easter Bunny also appeared during the Apocolypse, pelting people with carrots. Not much more is known about him, except that he doesn't wear shoes because their aren't any that would fit his gigantic feet.

Faeries "Oh My God! Fairies!!" "Truly!" Seen: RM

There are two kinds of Faeries. The typical scantily clad women with large wings, and the heavy set male ones in hot pants with Bazookas. Both attacked Sequoia in the first main thrust of the Apocolypse. There are no known ways of defeating them. The female ones attack with acidic dewdrops that cause Death Blossoms to grow.

Fowl "Oh please don’t tell me you didn’t see a giant dive bombing duck" "Okay, we won't." Seen: DAA, Mov

Due to the instability of improbability fields around Sequoia High School at the start of the 2000-01 school year, any number of giant, mutated chickens and ducks began roaming the school grounds. Most of the chickens were distinguishable by their large size, irregular colors, and polka dots. The ducks tend to drop eggs that begin to sizzle on the ground regardless of temperature.

Giant Pillbugs "Some kids reported some Giant Pillbugs over by their." Seen: RM, Mov

These creatures were only reported to have existed early on in the Apocolypse. Whether they existed or not have yet to be confirmed.

Giant Pink Winged Butterflies "Look over there! Its a humoungous pink winged butterfly." Seen: RM. Mov

Your general source of havok and mayhem, the giant butterflies that attacked Sequoia after the Rioutous Mob incident utilized sonic attacks that devistated the school. It is rumored that they are cousins to the legendary Mothra that periodically attacks Japan.

Gnomes "They couldn't get out the other side by the Student Union because of the hoards of gnomes." Seen: RM, Mov

Little is known of these mountainous creatures. They may have only been part of the mythological attack on Sequoia because they were driven out of the hills by the faeries.

Gremlins "Out of the hole, an army of elf like creatures emerge." Seen: LH, RM, DL, NN, Mov. TG

Gremlins have long existed in the knoted tree outside the music building of Sequoia. Every four years they choose a student to offer up to them tributes, sacrificing them if they do not provide the tributes, or if somebody disrupts the tributes. Eirik Neilsen was the chosen person during his four years at Sequoia, although after the Apocolypse, they were only heard from again when the Outsiders were caught inside the school during the summer, and when Eirik summoned one of them from a puk-e-mon ball during the battle of Redwood City.

Guagum "I am Guagum, high Bazzar of the Gremlins!" Seen: LH, RM, PD, DL, NN, Mov, TG

The Leader of Gremlins, Guagum started out as an advesary to the Outsiders, and occasionally remains so. However, he does seem to have some connection with Amy and her Marot cards. Guagum carries with him an ancient sceptor. It's abilities are not known, although it is quite heavy and is well suited for boping people over the head.

Hard Rock Demon "Woah! A Sifl and Olly SockPuppet!" "Huh?" Seen: E2, TG.

The Hard Rock Demon guarded the entrance to the altered space within Sequoia during the search for the fountain of youth. Its massive size and abilities to cause catastrophe through song proved to not be a match for similar abilities in Ben, so he became endentured to the Horseman of Death. Of course, he hasn't really showed that this is a good or bad thing...

hell Hounds Seen: E2, Mov

Spike and Lily are the twin Demon statue servants of Florian Shasky the Robot Librarian and servant of the evil government oficial. They were the statues in the Tea Garden until the altered inner space of the school brought them to life. It is belived Shasky-Bot gained control of them with some sort of cyber implant shortly after they were given life. They are fearsome, strong, with terrible breath, and an annoying persistancy when tracking you down.

Hoot Hoot "Hoot Hoot Play Nice!!" Seen: E2, Mov, TG

Hoot Hoot is the Owl of Death, pet and friend to Ben Elliot, Horseman of Death. This small burrowing owl has amazing fighting abilities. Unfortunaetly due to an odd personality quirk, he obeys opposite command. "Kill" means befriend, and "Coo Softly" means peck to death, and so forth. Odd, But Ben has learned to deal with it.

Kohlrabi "Wait a second, I didn't have any Kohlrabi!" "Oh I did, its very good on salads." Seen: NOE

The culmanatin of the vilanous plans of the Leftovers. This giant vegetable was the largest of them all, the most dangerous, and probably the most stupid.

Leftovers "We Are the Remnants of your city’s experimentation’s in school lunches!!" Seen: NOE, Mov, TG

The Ousiders discovered in the Spring of their Senior year that the school had experimented with nutritional lunches, but ended up making inteligent mammal like creatures bent on destroying. They are all mishapen, with bits of food fused into their forms. They are not to be trusted as they are food gone bad!!

Maurice the Carrot AAAAHHH!!! Tiny talking Carrot!! Seen: NOE, Mov, TG.

The first of the leftovers attempts at mutating vegetables, Maurice is kind hearted, peace seeking, and not evil. Though he has a short temper and will burst out if provoked, he is generally tame. Maurice named himself, lives at Amy's, and watches over her rabbits durring the day. Surprisingly, they don't try to eat him.

Pi-Yucki "A small, pink, rotund, winged, smiling faced, sickeningly sweet creature flies into the center of the group." Seen: DL, NN, NOE, Mov, TG

A pokemon reject, now known as a Puk-E-Mon, Pi-Yucki was originally added to the Outsiders as a ratings booster. Apparently, only Danae can translate his language which consists of his own name modified over and over again. A bit of information came out at one point that he was an operative of the Gremlins. Eirik Neilsen used Pi-Yucki as one of his Puk-E-Mon in the battle for Redwood City.

Platypus "I sneezed a few minutes ago and conjured up a duck billed platypus."

An aquatic mammal that lays eggs, platypi are marsupials. Periodically, a platypus will appear somewhere near the Outsiders. Like the donkey and the elephant, the platypus is the animal mascot of the Rhode Island Political party.

Puk-E-Mon "The Creatures begin running off to a garbage can and throw up." "Now you know why they are called puk-e-mon." Seen: NN, NOE, Mov, TG

They aren't pokemon, but they'll do in a pinch. In general, they are re-used creatures from old Outsider eps, to save on the creativity used by Ryan as he writes these stories. They were used by Eirik Neilsen against the crustacean army.

Quell’neila "Simply put, she is Quell’neila, the giant feral vampiric possum, guardian of the gate." Seen: BSH

One of the ancient beings of evil that lives in the Bay Area, Quell'neila is assigned to guard the Ancient Vualt below Sequoia and attack all those who would try and gain access to its treasures. She was temporarily taken control of by a diamond studded satin control collar, which was destroyed by Mike Wilton and a mini-torch. She returned to her cave and has not been heard from since.

Raddish And a Giant Seven Foot Tall, ManEating Radish Seen: Mov, TG.

The Last of the pukemon Eirik Neilsen captured, this thing came from a prehistoric 'field trip' in Physics. It's large appetite and low inteligence makes it an excelent fighter.

Rezal Evad Gib "What did you say his name was?" "We Didn't!" Seen: DL, E2, Mov. TG

Never speak his full name! The ancient egyptian crocodile god of sacrifice will appear and sacrifice anyone who does so. Some unknown power tried several times to unleash him upon the Outsiders one day during the summer of 2000. Although Evan Daly did say his name once, he managed to evade sacrifice. REG also has his image on a MarotCard, which has now been hidden away to prevent acidental sacrificing. REG sites his lack of friends as his reason for being so mean. He has not been heard from since that day.

TrashHeap "The TrashHeap has Spoken! Neeeeaaahhh!" Seen: BSH, Mov

Straight out of Fraggle Rock and the pages of the hardcover Myths and Legends of Sequoia High School, Marjorie the TrashHeap is an all-knowing oracle made out of decomposing leaves and trash deep in the 'Sticks' of Sequoia High School. People in need of guidance go to her and her two assistants, Philo and Gunge, to recieve her wisdom.

Vampire Bats "I'm a Bat! I'm a Bat!" Seen: PD, Mov

The result of when vampires sneeze. Louise Du Cray was turned into one of these during the 1999 Haloween Party at her friend Michelle's house. All in all, she was a good sport about it. Although they can suck blood from countless humans without getting full or gaining weight, she refrained herself from doing so the entire night.

Were-clams "Clams? Your master plan involves a herd of clams?" Seen: DAA, TG

The genetic oposite of Werewolves, wereclams are regular shellfish by day, humanoid fighters by night. Genetically programmed with the full gambit of martial arts seen in any given episode of Power Rangers, they are the perfect thing to combat werewolves, their genetic opposites. Bi-Valve hands also allow them to shoot off jets of presurized water.

Werewolves "What’s the probability of having two administrators actually be werewolves?" Seen: DAA, Mov, TG

The legendary transformers. Werewolves are human by day, but on the night of the full moon, the night before, and the night after, they transform into wolf-men and wolf-women. This year, Sequoia has three of them on campus, who periodically show up to cause mischeif, and to eat the ocasional rebellious student. Music puts them to sleep.