Cards You
Won't See In the Stores!
('Cause they say what we REALLY want to say...)
- I loved you once, I don't know why. I must have been drunk, so now goodbye (Morgaine)
- Our nights together have been amazing...too bad you'll be spending the rest of them at Heartbreak Hotel! (Missfit)
- Happy New Year, too bad it's without me....you've been dumped like the old year! (*~billy~*)
- Don't drink and stop. Accidents cause children. (Sean Ramsay)
- Congratulations! We voted you most likely to get walked all over in your career! Let's go Celebrate! You're buying! (Fire Eye)
- Merry Christmas! Happy Birthday! Happy Easter! Happy New Year! There, now I don't have to mail you again (Ryan)
- Whenever i see a pizza, I think of you ! (vani)
- Now that your getting old, fat and out of shape the only thing that really looks good on you is distance. (~BEV~)
- At this heartwarming time of year, I finally realized who made me what I am today. My Playstation. Merry Christmas! (Musashi-chan)
- It's not you, it's me but you started it (HAckstar)
- Happy Fathers day daddy!!! P.S.-unlike your boss i don't think your nose is brown! (smile luvur)
- Roses are red, violets are blue. Garbage is trashy and so are you! (smile luver)
- Don't go away mad. Just go away. (Dave)
- Heard you found Mr. Right - too bad his first name is Always ((~BEV~))
- Sex isn't the answer, sex is the question, the answer is YES!!!!!!!!!!! (MISS BOSSY)
- It's Your 21st Birthday!! Remember, Don't Drink and Drive - Pull Over and Take Sips!!!!!!! (Claudia)
- Happy Vasectomy, Hope you feel spiffy. I'm off with your wife, we'll be back in a jiffy! («°rågøñ ø££îë°»)
- Dad, how do you spell love........ M-O-N-E-Y happy fathers day (TROLL)
- Kudos on your hair transplant, you can hardly see the plugs!! (Deb)
- Children in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the backseat cause children....but hell...I think you've learned that. Congrats on the new baby! (lissi)
- The most common STD in the world............CHILDREN! (Jennifer)
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have an STD, Get tested too!!! (Melly)
- Congratulations! What do you want a medal or a chest to pin it on? (Jaime)
- Congratulations on your wedding. Its not like losing a son, its like gaining another son. (think about it....) (LexdenBoyz)
- You won't press charges, will ya? Get Well Soon! (pleeze) (Gurl)
- You are my life.....pass the razor blades please (jennie)
- I'm sorry for your loss and I'm sorry I missed... I was trying for you (Dani)
- Congradulate me !!! I've just lost 180 lbs. oh by the way, it's you. You're dumped. (Deke_haid)
- Nothing says, I care, like a brick through a window... (I've decided to test that theory tonight.) (Rizvana)
- It's not your fault, it's- no wait, actually it is your fault. (Alex)
- Talk to the hand 'cause I got yo man! (2ª§my´lézª2)
- We'll miss you, don't let the door hit you on the way out!!! (Jo_n_Sim)
- Welcome to Dumpsville, Population:You! (jenni)
- Please get well soon, I'm tired of hearing you complain!! (Jenn the Hen)
- Congrats on the new grand kid, too bad the mom's twelve and I'm the dad!! (cheeze)
- Age is just anumber, but in your case a very big one!!!!!!!!! (tam)
- Get Well soon, hmm.. nevermind I am enjoying the silence (Phil)
- To my ex hubby. Thanks for the kids, the house and the car. The check is due 1st of the month. (slutzrus)
- Congratulations on your new arrival! sorry it had to be your mother-in-law... (baadgirl)
- All I want for christmas is you-to get my antidepressants (Tigarlilly)
- It's not that I don't find you attractive. Well, okay maybe it is. (k8)
- I'm happy to hear about your brother's wedding. I'm also happy that it wasn't me marrying him. (Kimmy D.)
- You're a hot enough chick. I would date you. But my boyfriend would probably be upset. (Josh Zimmerman)
- Get well soon.....sorry but i was the one who threw the stick in front of you. (~~Annie~~)
- My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure miss him. (Gary)
- Happy birthday!!.......i would put black balloons on your mailbox,but what's the point?....at your age you're probably color blind! (Brittney)
- I'm sorry to hear your girlfriend dumped you... is it ok if I asked her out now? (Shimi)
- CONGRATULATIONS!!!! You've been dumped (Candy girl)
- I'm having a baby....And I THINK it's yours!! (Jennifer Staton)
- It's a boy. Last name in 6-8 weeks when test results are in. (slutzrus)
