My Butt-Ugly Pictures: Page IHere by popular demand... my pics! Well, maybe not so popular... heck, I guess when it boils down to it, no one wants to see my sorry axe. er, yeah. Well, here they are. I can get you the phone numbers of any of the females, too... hee hee And if you want mine... you've got problems. :) just kidding, but I'll stop wasting your time. These first few pictures are from CIY, ask me about it sometime when you see me. here they are. That probably gave them enough time to load, eh?
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Me and two youth group peoples
That's me, on the left... What do you think of the other two? eh? You know the one in the middle has a twin! double bonus! |
Me and a Muffin
Hey, they wanted a dumb pic, and I was more than willing to give them one... |
It's about as useless as a screendoor on a submarine...
That's another friend on the left... She's cool too... we've got some hot chick at are church... heh heh... anyway, we're doing the Ragamuffin Band's Submarine song... you know, with the cups... It's purty dang cool if you've never seen it. And I was singing, so thank God that you weren't there. That's why my mouth is in a funny position. |
Huzzah!
Well, that's me... the great... something or other... |
Um... heh... yeah...
Ok, from left to right: Me, my brother, and two friends. at the urinals. :) don't worry, we're mentally stable, and yes, it was posed, and no, we're not really using those. |
Tatanka!
For all you dances with wolves fools... Tatanka. or however it's spelled. that's me. :) Yup, they come from miles to hunt me, but I've gored all of them as of yet. watch out, y'all, he's big and dangerous. |
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE PRIMATES
OK, OK! I'm not a loser who wastes all my time taking retarded pictures! sheesh... hee hee... Isaac Shields... as if you know who that is... my friend needed to shoot up some... :) No, I was NOT going to say that he was going to shoot up... he was going to shoot up some FILM, you crackhead... hee hee... Yeah. So we decided to shoot up some film... and some LSD while we were at it... |
Super Cabe!!!
My agent made me take this picture; Oh yeah, I'm starring in my own comic book... |
No Kidding...
You know that Taco Bell uses grade F meat? that's one step above dog food... and they have to die it brown, cause otherwise it's green. icky, huh? Well, the picture's funny anyway... :) |
He caught me off guard!
I wasn't ready for this pic... I'm not even sure why I stuck it in. And... don't bother waiting for the next one to load, please... I'm even more not sure why I stuck that one in... :) |
This is... Happy Cabe.
DON'T ASK. I look gay, I know, but I'm perfectly straight. sorry Matt. hee hee... Anyway, I've done just about every other pose, heck, I needed something different. |
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Ok, well, as you can see, the blonde hair is gone... And now, I'm kinda doing a spikey thing. This was at a friend's first gig... I was there photographer. The band name is Even, they rule. Jd and Daniel, and Drummer, read these words and know that thou artest artists... or something. You are good with... a guitar, drums, and a bass guitar. that is what you are good at. yeah. right. anyway... Now that I've rambled about nothing... If you look in the lower left hand corner, you will also notice the Red Beans Bayou Grill logo... yes, thank you, I'm serving there now... tips rule. Heed my words, kids... Jobs rule when you're 18. so get fired at 18, like me, it will save your pitiful existence. or something. k. I'm done. |
