Ageha-Arrow Do-It-Yourself Story
One day, in
Palo Alto High School
Ageha was walking down the street wearing
- his spiffy blue cloak and eye-patch.
- his Kichou outfit.
- a short red dress and high heels.
- one of those annoying orange gis everyone in DBZ wears.
- Aya's trenchcoat.
All of a sudden, he noticed a commotion down the street. It was
- Sarasa fighting with Shuri.
- Asagi throwing a hissy fit.
- a certain bespectactled girl trying to run and tackle him but getting thrown into some clay pots.
- Hayato screaming as Ume dragged him into her cabana and <censored>.
This was pretty normal for a regular day, so Ageha
- kept walking
- did a funky little dance
- ate a cookie
- went super-deformed
- did a cartwheel
and ran into
- a growling tiger
- a wall
- a pirate chick
- a microwave
- "You're hot!"
- "Hey, is that your wallet or are you just happy to see me?"
Ageha gave a smirk and replied, "Well, actually
- I'm a woman."
- I'm a lost little boy and I miss my mommy."
- I am a Knight who says Ni."
- this is all a dream."
Arrow shrugged a little, tossing
- her hair over her shoulder
- off her clothes
- off Ageha's clothes
- him square in the eye.
- at his crotch.
- at his lack of ribs.
- at his big sword.
- at Kagerou.
- sang "Hit Me Baby One More Time"
- killed Kaede for this stupid story
- tore off Ageha's clothes and licked his body all over
- rubbed pudding all over his body
- put bows in his hair
- painted his toenails
- dragged him back to her ship.
- boinked him in the middle of the street.
- got in trouble with Mommy.
After a good long period of
- doing math homework,
- getting to "know each other better",
- washing each other's hair,
- sharing dancing techniques,
Ageha and Arrow decided to play a game. In fact, they decided to play
- Guess Who
- Two Minutes in the Closet
- Bob, the Cigarette Smoking Man.
After a good long game, they went to
- a bar for drinks
- the circus
- a dance club
where Ageha bought Arrow
- a teddybear.
- a noogidoy
- an eyepatch of her own so they could be twins.
- something leather.
- a male prostitute.
Arrow loved her gift and promptly
- bought Ageha a spiffy new hat.
- mailed Asagi to Bermuda.
- wondered where the hell this story was going.
After a long evening of
- the Macarena,
- seeing who could scream the most like a girl,
Ageha and Arrow said
- "Good night."
- "Damn you're hot."
- "My eyepatch is stuck to your blouse!"
Each went their separate ways, Arrow dreaming of
- nekkid Ageha
- more nekkid Ageha
- nekkid Asagi (and killing him)
- killing Kaede
and Ageha thinking of
- That scary guy he slept with in vol. 11
- his choreography
before he disappeared into the
- Twilight Zone.
d. Monkey Island.