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• A NEWFIE MOTHER'S LETTER TO HER SON:

  Deer Son,

  I am writing this slow because I know you cant read too fast. We dont live where we did before you left. Your Dad read in the paper that most car accidents happen within 20 miles of home, so we moved. I cant send you the address because the last Newfie family who lived here took the took the numbers with them for their next house so they wouldnt have to change their address.

  It only rained twice last week, the first time for 3 days and the second for 4 days.

  About the coat you wanted me to send to you. Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to mail with them heavy buttons and all so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.

  We got a bill from the funeral home and it said if we didnt make the last payment on Grandma's funeral, up she comes.

  About your sister, this morning she had a baby, I dont know yet if its a boy or a girl so I dont know if you are an Aunt or an Uncle.

  Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to pull him off but he bravely fought them off and drowned.

  Three of your friends went over the bridge in a pick up. One was drivin the other 2 were in the box. The driver rolled down the window and swam to safety, the other 2 drowned, they couldnt get the tailgate open.

  Aunt Mabel is knitting you some socks. She would have mailed them by now but i told her you grew a foot since she last saw you. She now has to knit another one.

  Not much else is news.

  Nothing much has happened.

  Love, Mom

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• Did ya hear 'bout da newfie who bought a new pair of ski-doo boots???

  He broke da lace's tryin' to start them!!

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A skycam in St John's, NF
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Auto Acronyms what car names really stand for

AUDI : Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW : Big Money Works
CHEVROLET : Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
DODGE : Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT : Fix It All the Time
FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill
GMC : Garage Man's Companion
HONDA : Had One, Never Did Again
HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing is Drivable and Inexpensive
SAAB : Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
TOYOTA : Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO : Very Odd-Looking Vehicular Object
JEEP : Just Expect Essential Parts
PONTIAC : Poor Old Nut Thinks It's A Cadillac
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