Deep Thoughts.....

Here are a few quotes.. most of which I dont know the originator.. I hope you enjoy them
Some are more deep than others.. but we all need a smile once in a while right?
*Smiles*

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Sing like you know the words; dance like no one's watching; and love like it's never going to hurt.

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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

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No one is listening until you make a mistake.

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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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Never mess up an apology with an excuse.

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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.

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Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

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Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.

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Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a raindance.

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Duct tape is like the Force: it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together (Red Green).

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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

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The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

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Beat me with the truth, don't torture me with lies.

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You may only be one person in the world, but to one person you may be the world.

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If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

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Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

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The definition of Virtue: Insufficient Temptation. (George Bernard Shaw)

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Discipline without freedom is tyranny. Freedom without discipline is chaos. (Cullen Hightower)

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Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this Bull before!

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A man usually feels better after a few winks, especially if she winks back.

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Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things

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Its better to light a candle than curse the darkness.

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Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known (Carl Sagan)

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A friend is someone who dances with you in the sunlight and walks beside you in the shadows.

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Education and intelligence aren't the same thing!

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The best way to have the last word is to apologize

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The graduate with a Science degree asks: "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks: "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks: "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks: "Do you want fries with that?"

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