
"The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot. And although I never forgot it, I never quite memorized it either. So what I'm left with is the memory of having learned something very wise that I can't quite remember." --George Carlin
This is a page about my personal thoughts, that like everyone else in this world, I stole from someone.
"Never poke monkey with sharp stick" --Evan Stewart
"A dollar is worth nothing if it's hoarded, worth fifty cents if spent on yourself, and priceless if spent on another." --Aubrey Jones
"Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat... the more your toot" --...don't ask
"Its only a matter of time before I get to you." --CWD
"The truth is never lost, it is always right where we left it. But we do not believe, hoping on out own selfish needs. We search through the cities, and wander throught the forests, seaching, like looking for pins in hay stacks, until we no longer know where we stand. That is when we come to the conclusion that the truth must be lost. In reality... it is we who are lost" --Wizards Comic Book Guide
"A man's need for vengence can consume him" --CB
"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose." --sign on a wall
"Death before Diet!" --battle cry of the fat
"Death is life's way of telling you "your fired" --gryphon
"A man is a man all his life, but a woman is only pretty 'til she's your wife" -- Bundy creed
"Beware of soft spoken, quiet dragons" -- A wise man
"Can't we all just... get along?" -- anti-riot slogan
"Thieves who dare to abuse my trust, before long shall return to dust." --piller in motrax's cave
"when the whispering winds talk through the leaves so dry... then you shall know of when to cry... the hold the secrets in the morning's dawn.... but soon... soon... all will be forever gone..." -- CWD