The funny event when a n00b tries to pop a n00b, captured all on kodak screenshot film.
The story: After getting rushed to hell cows, I joined a couple of cow runs and picked up some junk armor, just to look cool. At lvl 34, I saw a game that said Free Soj For Newbie. Hey what the heck, doesnt sound like one of those duping scams. Maybe someone loves newbies. So I join, and heres what takes place:
IMPORTANT! SINCE THESE ARE MESSAGE LOGS, YOU WILL HAVE TO READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP FOR EACH SCREENSHOT

AND SO BOYS AND GIRLS, THERES A LESSON HERE....which you'll have to figure out yourselves :P