:::some british music plays in the background:::
Today, we are gathered here to witness the crowning of 
RealNewNewbius, 2nd king of the map making forum, heir to the throne 
of our great Lord Rensath. And now here are words from your NEW king:

AAAHEM. I AM YOUR KING. FROM NOW ON, YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS KING 
REALNEWNEWBIUS, INSTEAD OF THE PEASANT NAME OF REALNEWNEWBIE. THOSE 
WHO DO NOT FOLLOW THIS RULE SHALL BE DRAGGED OUTSIDE THE FORUM BY MY 
TEDDY BEAR SOLDIERS AND BE BEATEN WITH A GIGANTIC PIECE OF STRINGED 
CHEESE. NOW ALL HAIL TO YOUR NEW KING


        "My name is RealNewNewbie and my anti-drug is 
        Starcraft...oh wait, Starcraft is a drug!"