The Official Website of the Beganese Language

Here it is, the only website devoted to the Beganese language. The language itself is, in fact, really stupid. It also sucks big floppy donkey dicks. Many times, it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. In other words, I feel sorry for you if you have to put up with it (like myself).

Beganese Thoughts

What is jew paborite Beganese thought?
  gooder
  70 intelligences
  state of Detroit
  1 feet long
  countries like Europe...
  correctered by
  certificator translator
  I count tree
  stuff dat starts with "es"
  decrease jew brainspeed

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Where do jew vant to go todays?

The Giant Bega Farm!!!
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The Beganese Thoughts
The phrases jew need to learn yourself if jew want to learn Beganese gooder.

The One and Only, Super-Duper, Handy Dandy, Beganese Translator
This is The One and Only, Super-Duper, Handy Dandy, Beganese Translator. Duh.