Theresa: Hello all welcome to our show! The Theresa and Danielle Show. Today our guests will be Backstreet Boys and some stupid dudes but we don't know the name of their groups.
Danielle: So Let's get on with da show!
Theresa: So make some noise for THE BACKSTREET BOYS!!!!!
::::The Boys walk out::::
Danielle: Hello and welcome boys!
Theresa: What's up, AJ? *wink*
AJ: Um..Nothin' Seky Mama
Theresa: *gives a high pitch giggle*
Danielle: *hits Theresa* *giggles* Let's get on with the questions!
Theresa: Yes, So AJ do U have any piercings beside's well your ears or should i fine out for myself?? *smiles*
AJ: Well, no i don't but you can still fine out! *winks*
Danielle: THERESA AND AJ U BOTH R TURNING INTO LITTLE HOWIE'S WITH THIS WINKING BUSINESS!! No offence Howard!
Howie: None taken *wink wink wink wink*
Danielle: *smiles at the crowd of teenyboppers and parents* Let's get on with the questions again.
Danielle: So Nick is your hair blonde? *gives a evil grin cuz she wants to see nick figure this one out*
Nick: Um...WOW..thats a tuffy...Hmmm....*thinking*
Theresa: Well, why dont we move on since this might take a while!
Danielle: Kevin, Why don't u ever show your chest anymore?
Kevin: Well...i...think...that...we...are...in...this...business...because...we...sing...and
...i..think...its...not...important...to...uh....show...our...body's...
Danielle: *snorring*
Theresa: DANI wake up he's done and the show's 3 hours over time!
Danielle: oh ok well Judge Judy your just hafta wait for another 30 minutes unless we ask Kevi another question.
Theresa: Brian, why are you dating Britney...Leighanne if you say looks don't matter? All she ever talks about is hair, makeup and nails and takes all your money!
Brian: Well, first of all she's NOT Britney Spears and second of all she doesn't always talk about hair, makeup, and nails sometimes she talks about clothes. Oh yea and plus she called and said if really good i will get to keep 5% of my income! *smiles joyfully*
AJ: Wow Rok that's a major accomplishment with that chick!
Brian: I Know!!
*Howie's cell rings*
Howie: *answers phone* Hello...yea hold on
Howie: Bri, it's for you *wink, drool*
Brian: Hey,....uh huh....WOW COOL Thanx!
Brian: *jumping joyfully* Everybody Leighanne bumped my 5% up to 5.5%!!!
:::appause:::
Danielle: Brian im SOOO happy for you *shoves finger down throat* ok Howie, soo how offen are U on ur cell everyday?
Howie: *on phone* Yea...uh huh...hold on..*presses the hold button* What was that again?
Danielle: Never mind my question answered itself!
Theresa: Last question as a group, which one of you would make the best male hooker?
Howie: I do baby *rubbs his hand up and down Theresa's leg* *phone rings* HELLO!!
Theresa: *grabs his phone* Im sorry but you are talking to an immature winking little pig who happens to be making out with Nick Carter! *click*
Nick: Hey girl i broke up with him a long time ago when i found that there was another in his life!...BRIAN!!!
Brian: Shut up about this Howie business we have ALL made out with him once or twice but it's all done and over with! OK!!
Danielle: Uh too much info!
Theresa and Danielle: Bye and thanx for watching the Theresa and Danielle SHOOOOWWW!! * they both pelvic thrust*
Nick: *yells* I GOT IT I GOT IT!!!
Danielle: I know what you got baby! *gives a sexy grin*
Nick: uh....MY HAIR IS BLONDE!!!...*whispering to his self* now "i know what you got" what does that mean? *sit's down scrathes the top of his head*
AJ: Theresa, my hotel is just down the street!
Danielle: *gives a mean face*....is Nick staying at the same hotel?
AJ: Yea, why?
Danielle: *giggles* Be back with Nick in 1 hour k *grabs nick and starts runnning*
Theresa: Come on AJ
The End
[:.You Chicks are FUNNY.:]