Funny Songs!

Sometimes

sang in the tune of Sometimes by Britney Spears

u tell me u love my twins

that u can't take ur pretty eyes away from them

it's not that they r nautral

cause i paid for these in every way

i wanna believe that they will stay big

cause they feel sooo good

but if u really want them, move slow

there's things about them u just have to know

sometimes i stuff

sometimes i tuck

sometimes they come out

but all i really want are bigger ones

huge ones, like pamlea lee's

baby all i want is more

i love being a wh***, uh-uh

everytime i see a dollar, i wonder why

hope that u will wait for me

u'll see that i'm worth a whole penny

i wanna believe that they won't fall out

ah, cuz they feel soo good

but if u really want them, pay please

there's things about them u just have to know

sometimes i stuff

sometimes i tuck

sometimes they come out

but all i really want are bigger ones

huge ones, like pamela lee's

baby all i need is more

just touch them and u'll see

that i really paid for these

if u wanna touch them, pay please

that way that i... paid for these

all i want is for them to get bigger

be a wh*** day and night (fade outs)

Thanx Cheatabsb for the song!

Get Lost(sang in the tune of Get Down)

You're not right for me

You're my enemy

Go away, just leave!

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Get lost, get lost

You really, really suck!

Get lost, get lost

You really, really suck!

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Hey idiot, don't need a dweeb like you

Can you even tie your shoe?

You're in delusion,every minute,every hour

My fist is crying out for you

I feel like heaving when I look in your eyes

I know that you're not the one for me(one for me)

You drive me crazy 'cuz you're 'round all the time

I'm gonna hit you and I'm gonna right now!

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Get lost, get lost

You really, really suck!

Get lost, get lost

You really, really suck!

Get lost, get lost

You really, really suck!

Get lost, get lost

You really, really suck!

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Hey dorky,you're not fine

You are a piece of slime

Your body smells like feet

You're not right for me

You're my enemy

Go away, just leave

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Bam, bam, bam

In your face, comes my hand

Can't ya see what I mean?

Gonna choke ya till you're green

Get on your knees

Try an' scream "Oh help me please!"

Everyone are you with it?(yeah)

Let's go hit 'em

Come on freak, and get down

Smack ya up, flip ya,and shove ya all around

Here's my fist, you are gonna get with this

Put ya at the top of my list

BAM!

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I feel like heaving when I look in your eyes

I know that you're not the one for me(yeah)

You drive me crazy 'cuz you're 'round all the time

I'm gonna hit you and I'm gonna right now!

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Get lost, get lost

You really, really suck

Get lost, get lost

You really, really suck

Get lost, get lost

You really, really suck

Get lost, get lost

You really, really suck!

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Hey dorky, you're not fine

You are a piece of slime

Your body smells like feet

You're not right for me

You're my enemy

Go away, just leave

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I feel like heaving when I look in your eyes

I know that you're not the one for me(one for me)

You drive me crazy 'cuz you're 'round all the time

I'm gonna hit you buddy, and I'm gonna right now!

ow ow ow ow ow ow,oow ow ow ow ow!(repeat 3 times)

You're not right for me

You're my enemy

Go away, just leave

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Get lost(get lost, get lost(get lost)

You really,really suck

Get lost(get lost, get lost(get lost)

You really,really suck

Get lost(get lost, get lost(get lost)

(You really,really suck)

Get lost(get lost, get lost(get lost)

(You really,really suck)

Get lost(get lost),get lost(get lost)

(You really,really suck)

Get lost(get lost),get lost(get lost)

Get lost,get lost,NOW!!

More to come!

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