Hello...this...is...Kevin...Richard....ssson...please..leave
...a...message...after...the...beep...if...this...is...a...fan...i...
really...appreciate...you...calling...me...but...it...is...
not....very...nice...too...
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[.:Computer Voice.:]5 New Messages
Message 1
Hello, Kevi Kev this is Bone or AJ. DAWG, whudup? Yo, i was thanking that we could go to da clubz and ya know dance and be shakin' our bon bonz if ya know what im saying homie g come on well i be seeing ya Bye!
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Message 2
Hey, this is Nick. Howie is over again and he is trying to rape me again, what do i do, if Amanda...Mandy...Mandah...Willa...finds out she will probably kill me...:::muffled noises and a scream are heard::::....[click]
Message 3
Hello, this is Kristin, honey i just saw the rerun of Men Strike Back and well you have better taste in clothes then i do...that's pretty sad, so as soon as i see you we are gonna have to have a VERY important talk about fashion do's and don'ts love yah lots and lots, if you don't wear a skirt...[click]
Message 4
Hello this Britney Spears, and I was wondering if you have seen Christina Aguilera and my Justie anywhere because Justie told me that him and Christina were going to do something naughty...i dont know what that means but it sounds FUN, do you wanna join in Kevin? Well, cya babe. [Click]