Jerry springer: Hello everybody, I am Jerry Springer and this is the Jerry Springer show! Today we will be having a number of guests on the show. The main thrill of course will be the Backstreet Boys. There will also be a bunch of other sucky loosers, but the naked dudes will be here, umm what are they called again?
audience member: *calles out* Blink 182!!!!!! *cheers*
jerry springer: Yeah, those guys, unfortunately they will not be arriving in the nude, the censors took the day off so there can be no profanity what so ever! Well, as we go on with the list of the losers, we have the queen of boob jobs, britney spears
*one audience member claps, and the rests beat him up*
jerry springer: Well we will also be having Christina, ummm.... uhh *whispers* Whats that chicks last name?
backstage worker: We have never heard of her
jerry springer: Well whoever she is she probubly sux, so she must be way down there with miss boobie. Next in the line we have Barney! yes the big purple, pre-school teaching... ummm child molesting.. ...umm never mind. Then we were going to have big bird on the show but, he's too nice. He said that if all of sesame street can't be on my show than he refuses. Well, sorry big bird but you had the oportunity to kick some backstreet butt! Well, I'm pretty sure that covers everybody, so here we go!
*backstreet boys, britney spears, christina aguilera, blink 182 and Barney all walk out*
Britney spears: well, nick, looks like theres not enough chairs for all of us, mind if I sit on your lap?
nick carter: Yes I mind you stupid.....
audience: jerry, jerry , jerry......
britney spears: Shut up Nick, I'm too good for you any way! *walks in the other direction* Hey there Barney....
jerry Springer: Okay, now lets get on with it. now Tom, how does it feel to be stark naked with hundreds of cameras on your nude body?
Tom: It feels great Baby *un zips his fly*
Jerry springer: Okay, now boobs, uuuh.. I mean..hard nipples,... I mean .. implants..... um...
Kevin: are..... you...... talking....about....ummm......Britney....uh... Spears?
Jerry Springer: Yeah! you! silicone, uh I mean whatever. So... How is the relationship w/ Justin Timberlake going?
Britney Spears: Like I am so totally offended that like umm you like think that I am like still totally in like love with him. Like he said that like he would totally like dump me if like I got like my fifth pair of like implants, so I like dumped his like ugly butt!
Jerry Springer: So the implant rumor is true?
Britney Spears: No, like I only like tell like the media and like stuff that like I didn't cuz then like I would loose like fan's and stuff
Springer: If you dont tell the media that you had your implants then why did you just say that you did on live television?
Brit: Like, oops did I like say that like out loud?
Springer: What a stupid dits! Okay now lets move on to that Christina chick that no one has ever heard of. Okay. Christina exactley where are you famous from since aparently no one has ever heard of you before.
Christina Aguilera: Well, I had a hit single called Genie in a bottle, and I have just come out with another hit called What a girl wants.
Springer: Well, hits hey, well they must have just HIT the floor because those just sound like the suckiest songs I've ever heard!
The End
*Note from Theresa to Danielle* (me danielle, thought i would put the letters she wrote with the story *the note is for me*)
Dear Danielle,
I may wake up and think that this is the stupidest thing that I have ever heard of, but who cares, Im tired and it seems funny enough. Okay I'll finish this later when Im not so tired but just tell me if you like what I have so far! Thanx ~ Theresa
[.Take me back! Theresa that was stupid :-P.]