Jerry:Hello today we have on our show 2 boybands who are going duke it out and the queen of dumb blondes(no offence to blondes)Anywayz their 3rd Album only sold 1/2 million copies and then they came out w/ the movie which made 200 dollars @ the box office. Without any further ado here is N Stink...N Sync!!!
Audience: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! I Love you Justin!!!! Lance!!!! Jc!!!! CHRIS!!!!!!! JOEEEEYYYY!!!!!

They N Syncers come out and sit down

Justin: All da ladiez in da houseeee I wanna hear ya scream!!!!
Audience:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I love you Justin!!!
Justin:Everybodyz does Honey!!!!
Jerry:So what have you all been doing in the last 10 years?
JC:Well, I was taken to a mental hospital and then I was watching TV and I saw myself on OPREAH or something and I was like "what" and then they showed my Girl kiss another man and i jumped on him and then I ran up to the TV and...
Jerry:For some reason this sounds like something I have seen on MTV!....Um...Let's move on so Joey what have you been doing?
Joey: Well, I model clothes for Wal-Mart ad's since Versace never called back I think i'll give Donatella my number again it's been like (counts his fingers after like 25 seaconds he starts talking again) um like 10 years I think she lost my number!!! Yea!!!!
Jerry: Yea, im sure she did...whatever!!! SO Lance what have you been doing?
Lance:I married Danielle Fishel and then like she found out that I was gay and then...
(He get's interubed but Chris)
Chris: (jumping up and down) Ask me Ask me Ask me!!!!! Jerry ask me!!!!
Jerry: Ask you what you?
Chris:What I have been doing in the past 10 years!!!
Jerry:What have you been doing Chris in the past 10 years!
Chris: ...
Lance: Yo I wasn't done yet Jerrry!!!
Jerry: SHUT UP YOU DUMB GAY *beep*
Audience: JERRY JERRY JERRY
Jerry: Sorry I didn't mean that as gay bashing...Lance don't get mad....I love gays!.....Ok that didn't sound right at all!!!!!!........Chris go ahead!!!
Chris: Well, Jerry I live in New York street corners and alleys!!!
Jerry: Let's move ON!!! Justin what have you been doing?
Justin: Yo, Homie G! Waz up! Well, Jer I have been doin' everythang ya knowz! I have been giving ladiez a call and hangin' wit my dogz and stuff ya know ya know and stuff like dat!!!
Jerry: Um Justin no i don't know considering dat... i mean that I didn't understand a word u just said!!! Anyways, let's bring out the next guest Ms. Britney Spears!!!!

Britney comes out with boobs the size of Pamela Anderson Lee's and Dolly Partons put together!

Britney:Hey y'all!!
Jerry: So what have you been boobing i mean doing??
Britney: Awww you're so sweet! Um well my new job is trying to get money from famous people so i can get more boob implants!!!!
Jerry: That's nice Brit!!
Britney: Yea
Jerry: Well, we are going to take a break but after this break the band that is still the BIGGEST band in the world the BACKSTREET BOYS will come out!!!

All these girls start screaming their heads off and some of them faint!!!

After the break
Jerry: We're back w/ Britney Spears and N Sync. But right now we are going to have a boy band that is bigger than just the title of "boy band" so here is the BACKSTREET BOYS
Audience: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Nick!!!!! BRIAN!!!!!! KEVIN!!!!!!! AJ!!!!! HOWIE!!!!!!!!

They come out and sit down!
Jerry: SHUT UP GIRLS!!!!!! I wanna hear their sexy voices too gosh!!! *BIG SIGH* SO what have you guys been doing??????
Kevin: Well, we....have....been.....
Jerry: Howie why don't you answer that question!
Howie: Thanx Jerry! Well, it all started when Nick, AJ, and me decided to make a band but we wanted to make the harmonies more richer so we found Kevin and then Kevin called his cousin...
Kevin: Brian he's my cousin... he's my cousin yea...I've known him all my life.....Yea Jerry did you know that Brian's my...
Jerry: Yes Kevin he's your *beepin* cousin we GET it!!!......sorry Kev i had a little out rage its all of N Stink's fault...*BIG SIGH*
Jerry: So now what we have been waiting for N Sync and BSB to say whats REALLY on their minds!!!! BSB you guyd go first!
AJ: *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beepin* *beeps* *beep* all u *beeps*!!!!
Justin: Yea well youz just a hunkpapa w/ dat tattoooos!!!
AJ: What the *beep* does that mean?
Lance: Leave my lover alone you big tattooed man!!
Audience: *Gasp*
AJ: You don't like my tattoos?
Lance: Um..no...DON"T HURT MR. AJ SIR!!!!
AJ: You stupid Justin lover! (throws a chair @ Lance and he knocks Lance down and he just lays there)
Brian: AJ AJ AJ!!!!!!!
Brian: Let me try AJ!!!

Throws a chair at Joey and he falls down on Lance!!

Brian: I need like 10 more pins to tie AJ so I have to get a strike!!!!
Jerry:Brian and AJ sit DOWN now!!!!

They sit down and Lance plus Joey get up and sit down

Brian: Yo Jerry you didn't ask all of us what we all have been doing for the past 10 years!!!
Jerry:What have u been doing...
Brian: I thought you never ask... well were the Backstreet Boys OBVILOSY!!!!
Jerry:BRIAN!!!!
To Be Conutied