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Cthulhu Doesn't Wear Pants!

It's true. He has nowhere to carry his wallet. So Cthulhu likes his movies cheap, or better yet, free. And he is totally sympathetic to similar plights in us mere mortals, so in this section, he offers his reviews and advice on the latest movies so that you don't have to go broke watching crap.

Don't be taken in, though. The Great Entity of Evil isn't doing this out of a sense of altruism. His opinions come at a price- by swaying popular opinion, he gradually extends his dominion over the waking world.

So continue on at your own risk!




Cthulhu reviews: American Psycho

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