The Pink Is Not Enough
Did you know what I found out today? I found out nearly 60% of males and females
think about sex at least once or twice a day...shit, all this time, I thought it was just me.
So why the hell is sex so rejected? I'm not saying we go nude and bone everyone, but
once a week sounds like a nice round number. Isn't that the way nature instructed us to
be, I don't see rabbits following each other around the forest for years before they hit the
hay...so why we humans gotta be such a goddamn impotent exception? We gotta hide all
the "naughty stuff" from kids, so they grow up to be preppy, cultured little bastards and
fail to identify with what their mission in life is--have mo sex!...which brings us to our next
topic--porn. What's wrong with porn? Why censor something that exists on every
fucking one of us (unless you one of those poor bastards who committed date rape in Iraq
and got castrated)? Why limit the genre to adults only? Yes yes--alcohol kills brain cells,
smoking kills lung cells, but hell what does porn do, how is porn harmful...sure as hell
don't harm dick cells, at least not mine. Sure sure, them fucking critics and arty scumbags
gotta rant and rave all day about how video games make kids shoot people and porn can
emotionally scar children and whatnot...So what, that didn't make me turn into an
anatomically altered, trisexual, cross-dressing motherfucker. Whatever I didn't learn on
the goddamn Discovery channel was eventually covered in health class, just in time for me
to observe my testicles drop down. The world needs to come more to their instinctive
senses...that Mother Nature makes us think about this horny shit for a reason...and since
we seem to all like it (when done the right way), why are people so timid-assed about it?
It's time to get some...for real, son...!!