Hey there, Perfume Queen,
You forgot the fifth coat of lipstick -
You're starting to look real.
Hey there, Perfume Queen,
Flip your hair another time,
Make it swoosh in front of the mirror;
You haven't hogged the sink nearly long enough -
I might get a chance to wash my hands.
Hey there, Perfume Queen,
What would you say if I told you to go eat a sandwich?
I want you to be fat like me, perfume queen,
Ugly to the rest of the world,
A girl that other perfume girls sneer at.
Hey there, Perfume Queen,
Do you want to be my friend?
Spray some of that $5 perfume my way.
Hey there, Perfume Queen,
Do you know how to say hello back?
Hey there, hey, hey, you, Perfume Queen,
Go fuck yourself.