holy crap i think i just soiled myself

"Ritchie"

name: Eric Rachesky

AKA:
Roach, Roachclip, Rachet, Rach, Mole, Mole Madness, Buttercup, bitch, slut, Rashiki, Badass, Ritchie 

birth year:
1981

death year:
2003

appearance:
Spectacular

charisma:
Overwhelming

density:
Que?

where do you live?:
Davis, California

do you have any piercings/tattoos?:
I have two tattoos, one on my back and one on my right calf.

favorite color/pattern:
Yellow and Green plaid

least fav color/pattern:
Colors are cool

if you could be a porn star, what would your name be?:
Swart 62

fav comic book/cartoon character:
Homer

least fav:
James Bond, Jr.

favorite type of music/band:
Reggae, Hip Hop, Rock and Roll, pretty much anything will do though. Ozomatli, Bob Marley, Peter Tosh, Steel Pulse, Toots and the Maytals, Blackalicious, Latyrx, Scorpions, Whitesnake, Billy Idol, STYX, Eric Clapton(For those who don't know: he is a rock and roll legend), and many many more.

least:
Shitty music is better than no music, that being said, anything pop is typically horrible.

fav tv show:
Simpsons

least fav:
News shows.

favorite movie:
Most Tarentino Coen brothers, and Kubrick films. Plus many many more. 

least fav:
The Fast and the Furious(Holy shit that movie is painful)

fav book:
Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut

least fav:
A Seperate Peace

fav day of the year:
Picnic Day (Davis folk know about this)

least fav:
School days

favorite element:
Ytterbium just cause I can't read it.

if you could be any villain, who would you be and what superpowers would you have?:
Captain Insano. I would have a superhuman sense of time. 

if you could run and country/state/continent in the world, which would it be and why?
I would run the United States because I am tired of them telling me how to run my life.

what do you want to be when you grow up:
Gastropoda