Season 1
Episode 102: Weight Gain 4000
Cartman wins an environmental essay contest by copying "Walden" by Henry David Thorough. He wins the contest and is asked to appear on national television with Kathy Lee Gifford as the award presenter. Cartman uses Weight Gain 4000 to bulk up. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison is convinced by Mr. Hat to kill Kathy Lee because of a youth rivalry. Kenny is catapulted up and is impaled on the flagpole.
"Follow your dreams. You can reach your goals. I'm living proof. Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!"-Cartman
RATING: 10, 7, 9 (Original and funny)
Episode 103: Volcano
A volcano is discovered in South Park. The seismograph picks it up, and the four kids with Uncle Jimbo and Ned are camping out on the volcano. Cartman tells of Scuzzlebutt, whose right hand is made of celery and left leg is Patrick Duffy. Local South Park residents are shown "education films" telling you to duck and cover when lava comes your way. Back on the volcano, Kenny is smashed by a fire ball, but is okay. Ned drops his gun and Kenny is shot and killed.
"Oh my God! They're coming right for us"-Jimbo and Ned
RATING: 9, 9, 7 (Funny ideas)
Episode 104: Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Stan gets a dog, Sparky, only to find out from Cartman that Sparky is gay. The kids are on the South Park Cows football team, and Stan is the star QB. His uncle, Jimbo, gets everyone to bet on the Cows to beat the Middle Park Cowboys, despite a 60 point spread. Sparky runs away and Stan traces him to Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Shelter. Stan is taught that being gay is okay, and comes back to help his team score a touchdown and beat the sixty point spread. Kenny is ripped apart by the Cowboys.
"I'm super, thanks for asking."-Big Gay Al
RATING: 8, 8, 8 (Original and funny)
Episode 105: An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
Kyle orders an elephant and is upset at its great size. The kids think it would be great if an elephant's size was reduced to that of a pig. They try to genetically mix Cartman's pet pig's DNA with the elephant. The crazy Doctor Mephesto creates an evil clone of Stan, who terrorizes the town. Mephesto tells the kid you can't splice elephant and pig DNA, so they must make love, according to Chef. Kenny is thrown into a microwave by Stan's evil clone.
"Pig and elephant DNA just won't splice."-A song by Loverboy.
RATING: 9, 8, 7 (Original)
Episode 106: Death
Stan's grandfather just turned 102, and wants Stan to assist in killing himself. Death, or more commonly known as the Grim Reaper, comes to haunt the town, looking for Kenny, and kills him. Stan's sister Shelly beats up on Stan. The parents of the kids find out they are watching Terrance and Phillip and they protest to the channel which displayed Terrance and Phillip. Many adults are catapulted against the building in protest.
"I farted! Ha ha ha!"-Terrance and Phillip
RATING: 9, 9, 8 (T & P are a hit)
Episode 107: Pink Eye
The Halloween episode, this features Kenny getting hit by a Russian space shuttle. At the morgue, his bodily fluids are drained and replaces with stuff. He starts a race of zombies. News spreads, people thinking the zombies just had pink eye cases. At Halloween, Stan is dressed as Raggedy Andy, Cartman as Hitler (later changes his costume to the Ku Klux Klan outfit), and Kyle (after also trying Chewbacca and the planets) goes as a vampire. They have to find the lead zombie and kill him, having no clue who he is. They kill Kenny. Kenny then rises from the grave only to die again.
"The winner is Wendy for her Chewbacca costume"-Mr. Garrison/Mr. Hat
RATING: 10, 7, 8 (Funny)
Episode 108: Damien
The son of Satan, Damien, is enrolled in South Park Elementary. He immediately is picked on and is not invited to Cartman's birthday party. Pip tells Damien of not being popular. Satan arises from Hell to fight Jesus on Cartman's birthday party day. Kenny is turned into a duck-billed platypus by the upset Damien. Jimbo shoots Kenny, thinking he is a duck billed platypus. Everybody bets on Satan to win.
"Rectus Dominus"-Voices
RATING: 9, 6, 7 (Original)
Episode 109: Starvin' Marvin
Mephesto creates a bunch of wild flesh-eating turkeys. They terrorize the people of South Park, killing many. The kids call one of those "save the poor children" campaigns in order to receive a free digital sports watch. The company accidentally sent them a starving Etheopian instead of the watch. They take care of him, calling him Starvin' Marvin. Kenny is pecked to death by the turkeys.
"Now does anybody have a can opener?"-Mr. McCormick
RATING: 10, 9, 8 (Funny and original)
Episode 110: Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
It's almost Christmas, Kyle is brushing his teeth when his old pal Mr. Hankey, a talking piece of poo, shows up. Kyle gets in trouble for talking about him, and is sent to the mental hospital. The school play of Jesus being born, had to be redone because it was offensive to Jews. The new play had no religious things at all. Mr. Hankey saves the day, getting Kyle out of rehab. Kenny, after avoiding electricution and a shark attack, never dies. Yay! It's a X-Mas present to him, I guess.
"Howdy ho!"-Mr. Hankey
RATING: 10, 9, 8 (Sick, but funny)
Episode 111: Tom's Rhinoplasty
It's Valentine's Day, and the kids get a sub teacher because Mr. Garrison gets a nose job at Tom's Rhinoplasty. The kids fall in love with their sub, Miss Ellen. Wendy is jealous of Miss Ellen because Stan is competing for Miss Ellen. The kids find out that Miss Ellen is a lesbian, but do not know what that means. Wendy has to do something about Miss Ellen, when Mr. Garrison informs the class that he will not return. Kenny is impaled by a sword accidentally thrown by Miss Ellen.
"My mom said that if you want to be a lesbian, you have to lick carpet and listen to the Indigo Girls."-Cartman
RATING: 7, 9, 8 (Funny ideas)
Episode 112: Mecha-Streisand
When the kids are on a field trip to a digging site, Cartman finds a triangular thing. He tosses it back, where Kyle finds it. Kyle shows it to the archaeologist, who says it must be a spearhead. Barbra Streisand finds out about it and tries to get it from Kyle. She invites the children to come with her, and she chains them up in her house. She uses the triangle to become Mecha-Streisand. Leonard Maltin, Robert Smith, and Sidney Poitier have to rescue the town from Mecha-Streisand.
"And that's why I'll never stick foreign objects up my ass"-Sidney Poitier
RATING: 9, 8, 9 (Funny parody)
Episode 113: Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut
Cartman becomes curious, and wants to know who his father is. He asks his mother, and she only remembers about that night at the 12th Annual Drunken Bar Dance, was Cheif Runningwater. Cartman finds out that the chief that Chef was also with Ms. Cartman that night. Chef says that she was also with Mr. Garrison that night. Mr. Garrison says that everybody was with her that night. Mephesto tells Cartman that for $300, he will genetically find out who Cartman's father is. Stan and Kyle enter a video with Cartman playing with his dolls to America's Stupidest Home Videos. Will they win the money to find out Cartman's dad? Who is Eric Cartman's father? Is it Chef? Could it be Mr. Garrison? Or is it the 1979 Denver Broncos? Kenny is killed after run over by a train.
"Eric, we refer to your mother as a bear with wide canyon."-Chief Runningwater
RATING: 8, 10, 9 (Original)