THE SHORTS
Episode 001 (The Spirit of Christmas: Jesus vs. Frosty): Kenny looks like Cartman and he gets thrown by Frosty into the snow, and bleeds.
Episode 002 (The Spirit of Christmas: Jesus vs. Santa): Kenny is hit by this weird thing thrown by Santa during the fight.
SEASON ONE
Episode 101 (Cartman Gets an Anal Probe): He is hit by laser from alien U.F.O., trampled by a herd of cows, and then hit by Officer Barbrady's speeding police car.
Episode 102 (Weight Gain 4000): He is shot by Mr. Garrison's gun and flies up and is impaled on the flag pole.
Episode 103 (Volcano): Is shot by Ned's dropped gun.
Episode 104 (Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride): Is dismembered while playing football for the South Park Cows, against the Middle Park Cowboys.
Episode 105 (An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig): He is burned to a crisp in the microwave at Stan's house, when Stan's clone hits him there.
Episode 106 (Death): He is killed by Death himself!
Episode 107 (Pink Eye): Is hit by Russian Space Shuttle, gets sawed in half by Kyle, a statue of an angel falls on him and a plane comes crashing into it.
Episode 108 (Damien): He is shot by Jimbo because he looked like a duck-billed platypus, thanks to Damien.
Episode 109 (Starvin' Marvin): He is pecked to death by wild turkeys.
Episode 110 (Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo): He does not die! Amazing! Although he almost gets electrocuted while taking plugs out of a socket right where there is water and almost falls and gets eaten by a shark when he takes down the star over the shark tank!
Episode 111 (Tom's Rhinoplasty): He is hit by a flying sword that Miss Ellen had.
Episode 112 (Mecca Streisand): He is playing tetherball with himself and it swings around, picks him up by the neck, and strangles him.
Episode 113 (Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut): He is fixing Stan and Kyle's Go-Kart when he is dragged through trees and stuff. He falls off on a railroad track and gets hit by the train.
SEASON TWO
Episode 201 (Not Without My Anus): He was not in this episode, therefore he couldn't die.
Episode 202 (Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut): He purposely electrocutes himself, so he can connect the two wires needed to save Mephesto's life!
Episode 203 (Chicken Lover): A tree falls on him.
Episode 204 (Ike's Wee Wee): He falls into an open grave, and the tombstone falls on him.
Episode 205 (Conjoined Fetus Lady): He is hit by the Chinese dodgeball team's fast throws and he is slammed against the wall.
Episode 206 (Mexican Staring Frog of Sri Lanka): He is ripped apart by two men when there is a riot during Jesus and Pals.
Episode 207 (City on the Edge of Forever): He doesn't die at all! You may say he was eaten by the monster, but we never saw him get eaten! He may have had ice cream with him! Plus, it was all a dream!
Episode 208 (Summer Sucks): He is crushed by the grandstands that are pushed over by the enormous snake.
Episode 209 (Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls): He gets trampled by all the people running out of the building.
Episode 210 (Chickenpox): He dies from chickenpox.
Episode 211 (Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods): The planetarium explodes his head.
Episode 212 (Clubhouses):
Episode 213 (Cow Days): He gets trampled by the bull.
Episode 214 (Chef Aid): Ozzy Osborne bit off his head.
Episode 215 (Spooky Fish): The fish killed him.
Episode 216 (Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson): The police shot him.
Episode 217 (Underpants Gnomes): The Underpants Gnomes dropped a cart on him.
Episode 218 (Prehistoric Ice Man): He is sucked under the moving sidewalk and killed.
SEASON THREE
Episode 301 (Rainforest Schmainforest): He doesn't die. His girlfriend Kelly saves him numerous times though.
Episode 302 (Spontaneous Combustion): He spontaneously combusts. Duh.
Episode 303 (Chef's Mama): The succubus kills him.
Episode 304 (Tweek vs. Craig): His head is sawed in half by the jigsaw.
Episode 305 (Jakovasaurus): He is eaten by a bear.
Episode 306 (Sexual Harassment Panda): Kenny is killed when he helps out a mascot. He is chopped up by a fan.
Episode 307 (Cat Orgy): He wasn't in this episode.
Episode 308 (Two Naked Men in a Hot Tub): He wasn't in this episode.
Episode 309 (Jewbilee): He is killed helping Moses.
Episode 310 (KoRn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery): He goes down Star Wars style is his robotic costume.
Episode 311 (Chinpokomon): He explodes with rats.
Episode 312 (Hooked on Monkey Fonics): The monkey kills him.
Episode 313 (Starvin' Marvin in Space): Another Star Wars death - he goes down Han Solo style this time, to a Jabba Sally Struthers.
Episode 314 (Red Badge of Gayness): He was killed by the flare.
Episode 315 (Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics): He is crushed by the chandelier.
Episode 316 (Are You There God? It's me Jesus): He is "plugged up" with a tampon.
Episode 317 (Brown Noise): He is killed by the brown noise.
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