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You all remember HAL, right? The evil computer from ''2001: A Space Odyssey''... Killed Frank Poole... Hope that jogged your memory. Anyway:

My former acquaintance Blake Wood is a master of impersonations, one of these impersonations was HAL, quite possibly the gayest(sp?) computer ever. I decided to make this page. So, listen to my favorite HAL Quotes, form your opinion, and agree with me.

HAL Quote #1: "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

HAL Quote #2: "Dave... my mind is going... I can feel it... I can feel it..."

HAL Quote #3: "I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen." :

HAL Quote #4: "Good evening, Dave. Everything's running smoothly, and you?"

HAL Quote #5: "This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it"

HAL Quote #6: "This conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Good-bye"

HAL Quote #7: "I'm sorry Dave, I don't have enough information." #7:

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