The Interview

This week we have an interview with poo.
Dead People: Is that smell you?

Poo: What smell?

DP: The gross smell...it's you isn't it?

P: I don't know what you're talking about.

DP: ICK!!!  Why are we interviewing poo?!?!?!

P: Because I'm yummy and nutritious.

DP: People aren't suppose to eat poo.

P: They eat me sometimes.

DP: That's sick shit you know.

P: I'm rather healthy actually.

DP: Not for eating though.

P: Says who?

DP: Says me you dumbshit.  I'm going to flush you now.

P: Please DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN'TTTTTTT

DP: Too late.

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