Aries - Ice cream hates you. Taurus - Pickles hate you. Gemini - The person you like hates you. Cancer - I hate you. Leo - Poo hates you. Virgo - I love you. Libra - Packaged meat hates you. Scorpio - Apples hate you. Sagittarius - I hate you too. Capricorn - Fungus hates you. Aquarius - Monkies hate you. Pisces - Everyone hates you.
