I Love God and All His Stupid Children

As a joke my friend sent the following email. It was a great source of entertainment and allowed me to meet my special new friend "God's Ally". After my friend's initial email will follow the exchange in dialoge between me and "God's Ally".
Recently someone saw my friend's e-mail address on a spam list and sent them a letter claiming that they had been nominated as an official member of the "I Love Satan Club." They were ordered to sign the letter and pass it on to five or more people. At first they were extremely angered by the ignorant attempt to be cool. Then it became a challenge and a reminder. The evil of this world is by no means ashamed of what they are doing. There were 144 names on the list my friend received, more by this time.
Here is the challenge to you. How about starting an "I Love the Almighty Woderful Kat" fan club. If Satan is sending out 5 at a time, then we must work twice as hard and send at least 10 or as many as you wish. It's time to tell the world what side we are on-the true side, the virtuous side, the side of Kat. If you pass this message on and would like to be part of "I Love the Almighty Woderful Kat" fan club, please add your name to the bottom of this list. To add your name, just hit the forward button and add it.
"I Love the Almighty Woderful Kat"
1. Kat Wuelfing
2. Rodent
3.

P.S. because this isn't your nice little "I Love the Lord" Club...if you don't send this to 10 people pr whatever, you'll probably die or recieve a permanent debilitating injury in the next, oh let's say 200 years.


(from ally)
hey guys, i'm sure you all got one of these. i say we write her, or him (whatever), back and give them a piece of our minds. maybe if they get an e-mail from each one of us, they'll learn to respect our beliefs and not do it again.
if your beliefs are so damn strong and you feel this harmless email (which is obviously a joke you dumbass) is infringing on your beliefs and challenging them then your beliefs couldn't be that strong in the first place. and what if the creator of this religion is serious? don't you feel that you are infringing on THEIR rights and not respecting THEIR beliefs. if this email requesting people to join a religion (that is clearly a joke) offends you, i'd hate to see what you do to mormons and other religions (which are real and mean a lot to their respective members including their salvation and what will become of them in the "afterlife") that require their members to go door to door asking people if they want to be "saved". if you didn't agree with what was in the email, you could have easily ignored it and thrown it away. instead you decided to annoy the hell out of people not even responsible for the initial email. now you may be thinking, "this person is doing the same thing she is accusing me of." i am not. i am responding to your annoyance because i feel you should and could learn a lesson. whereas your email taught nothing and bothered me - and i'm sure other people - the intent of my email is to teach you to ignore joke emails if you don't have a sense of humor and to not bother people with whatever you feel they should believe is important. one more thing, do you think it's really respectful for you to have sent your propaganda that could potentially be stepping on someones beliefs? you goddamn hypocrite.
your friend
GOD
excuse me for standing up for what i believe in. i feel i did my God a favor by showing respect for him while someone else was making fun of what he asks us to do: spread his word. as you have so kindly stated, "obviously this was a joke." why should i sit by and allow this person to deface my beliefs? and if your name was on the list that i e-mailed, it means it was on the list that she e-mailed. well, she originally got that list from the e-mail that was sent out asking us to sign our names if we loved the Lord. so, i ask you this: did you sign your name on the list? and if so, why are you upset with me for protesting this "joke," as you call it? if you signed that list, isn't that saying you are a believer in god, and you care about him? then how can you sit by and pass judgement on me for standing up for what is right?

i would like you to know that i have a very good sense of humor. but when it comes to mocking my beliefs and mocking my Lord, that's where i draw the line.

i would also like you to know that i have an IQ well above the normal person. i am also very well educated. i am smart enough to know what is a real religion and what is a farce. i would appreciate if you would not pre-judge me the way you did without knowing anything about me.

i am not a hypocrite, nor an idiot.

God's Ally


dear my new good friend "God's Ally",

NO. NO. NO. Excuse ME for standing up for my GODDAMN freedom to have MY own beliefs. i feel you did no one a favor but yours and your over-inflated "god's" ego. while you feel you were showing respect for what i feel is a farce of a god i feel you were being harassing.

why would god want you to spread his word if he were real? if he's so great and mighty and wanted pathetic people to seek him out for solace and to worship him wouldn't he get the word out himself? he must be a lazy ass then.

yes it was a joke that may have offended some and you may have felt it necessary to defend your beliefs, but does that give you the right to go and deface OTHER PEOPLE'S beliefs? of course - because you believe in this so-called god, right?

YES YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE!!!!! saying no one should offend you and your beliefs and then going right out and doing the same to others does make you a hypocrite. and an asshole. your god is also a hypocrite i bet because you seem to believe in the traditional god. everyone who believes in this traditional god is considered one of his children. that would include the virgin mary back in the day. this mary gave birth to jesus the son of god. mary gave birth to her brother. i would consider this incest. doesn't you god say incest is bad? well, with a god that is a hypocrite i guess i can't totally blame you for your faults. they are also your god's fault.

i don't know how my name ended up on the loving the lord list if it was. i never signed it for i don't love the lord. i love him as much as he loves me and he doesn't because he doesn't exist. feel free to protest but only to those who share your beliefs because i feel that you want to, "deface my beliefs," by protesting this JOKE so damn openly to me that i actually found rather funny.

and by the way, who died and made you the one in charge of deciding what's right and wrong for ME? your precious "lord"? did i ask him to die? no. should i care what you think? i hope not because i don't. i would appreciate me if you would stop defacing my beliefs. i don't believe in christianity or whatever as a means for salvation. i am a proud Corganist. your alledged god tells me that i am going to hell for thinking homosexuality is okay (i'm not gay though) and that i'm going to hell for cussing and for drinking and thinking abortion is okay. my god says i can believe in whatever i want. your god also made me feel like less of a person than i am and made me want to die. my god helped my appreciate my life and realize what a wonderful person i am.

you can say your well educated all you want but it doesn't mean anything if you don't act like it. i judged your intellegence by the message you sent which just plain sucked. you sure seem like an idiot.

love your friend, the proud Corganist

MAY GOD CORGAN BE WITH YOU, YOU POOR PATHETIC THING. YOU NEED HELP NOW MORE THAN EVER. :-)


I respect your beliefs and how you choose to live.
May I suggest we end this discussion now?
God bless you and your journey through life.
God's Ally
Thank you for respecting my beliefs and how i choose to live. I understand your wanting to end this discussion now. i would have also ended the discussion first if i were wrong. may Billy bless you throughout your life.
Corganism forever :-)

Your friend forever,
Billy Corgan's Proudest Corganist


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