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How Kenny Dies

This is a little story about a little boy in South Park that we like to call Kenny. Every week or so Kenny seems to find a way to die,if you ask me he is just looking forward to it. And after he dies he always seems to be back the next week. Lets start out with Kenny's many fates.

Kenny first nationally Televised Death was in Cartman Gets an Anal Probe. After being zapped by the aliens and run over by cows, he was still alive. Then along came good ole' officer barbrady and ran over him. WAY TO GO BARBRADY!

Kenny's next death came by accident too (don't they all). Kenny being the brave little solider that he is risked his life for Kathy Lee Gifford's and was knocked onto a flag pole where he was impaled.

This is the first time that Matt and Trey fooled us by letting us believe that Kenny was dead. They got us to think that he was crushed by a fireball. But In the end Kenny came back to witness Scuzzlebutt's death. Knowing Kenny's luck he didn't get to live. Ned dropped his gun when he swore off of them and the gun discharged and shot poor Kenny.

This is the first time that Kenny was intentionally killed with thousands of people across the nation watching. In a football game, between the South Park cows and the Middle Park cowboys, Kenny was tackled by the cowboys and decapitated.


This time Kenny was destroyed by one of his fellow friends, sorta. It was Stan's evil clone. Kenny, in yet anouther act of bravery, went up against this horribly mutated clone and got a can of whoop-ass. He was thrown into a microwave and fried to a crisp. Mmmmm Kenny burgers.

In this Episode the boys were all being chased by death. When they all stoped to watch a nice little show of Terrance and Phillip. When the show was taken off the air Death got mad and killed Kenny.

This episode was just plain weird. Kenny was dead through out the whole episode and spread his death onto many others. In this pic Kenny was smashed by the Mir Space Station (Russian science ha!).Later on Kenny was killed for the sake of the rest of the town folk. And Kyle had to kill one of his best friends.

Kenny has to be one of the bravest people in all of South Park. Yet again he risked his life for others. Fighting against mutant turkeys Kenny sacrificed his life again.


This was one of the funniest of Kenny's deaths. AFter 5 minutes of the kids making fun of Jay Leno's chin, he finally gets mad and leaves. On his way out his chin hits a bust of George Washington and kocks it onto Kenny's head killing him.

Kenny does actually live. Being that it was the christmas episode and Matt and Tray were in a mood to be nice they decided to let him live.

This death was pretty good too. Kenny was turned into a duck billed platypuss by Damien. And Jimbo being the master hunter that he is, took advantage of the situation, and added a duck-billed-platypuss to his collection.

This time Kenny was killed by the woman he loved. him and every other boy in the class was in love with their substitute Mrs. Ellen. The only problem was, she was a lesbian, oh and Wendy wanted her dead. Wendy hired Iraqi's to frame Mrs. Ellen and have taken away but int he battle Kenny was sliced away with a sword.

In this one Mecha Streisand was tearing through the town when everyone expected her to step on Kenny and kill him. BUT! Trey and Matt turned the other cheek and let Kenny go over to play when he got caught up in the cord and died.

This time Kenny was starting up his go cart with Stan and Kyle, don't know where they got it from. When all of a sudden it went out of control, and when it finally stopped Kenny found himself on a train track. And KABOOM!!! Well you can take a guess.

This is the bravest act Kenny has ever done in his life. In order to save hundred of lives in the hospital he risked his life to make a connection with the generator. Here is a picture of a Kenny-cicle.

This was the first episdoe where Matt and Trey started showing that they really don't care what people think about Kenny's deaths I think. In this scene the boys and family are attending Ike's "funeral", when Kenny fell into an open grave, and the headstone fell on him. As Kyle and Stan walk away Stan says the standard,"Oh mi god they killed Kenny." to which Kyle gives an expressionless reply of "you bastards"

This death had many people on the edge of their seats. It was like the Mr. Hankey episode because during the whole episode there were all these close calls where it looked like Kenny died but he kept surviving. Then at the very end when they were rolling the credits you see Kenny there next to a tree. When all of a sudden it come down on him and kills him.

Oh I loved this episode. This death was like the typical run of the mill Kenny death. The way it should be. Kenny's death was worked into the plot really good in this one. During the world championship game of dodgeball, Kenny was killed by a speeding dodgeball. I think Kyles response to this is hilarious. It sounds just the way it should for a guy that was hit in the nuts by a dodgeball..


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