Eric Cartman-My Favourite Character. He loves to gobble down
Cheesy Poofs. Whenever you say he's fat, he'll just tell you he's big-boned.
Kyle Brozlovski-Jewish kid with a bad temper. He keeps cool until someone
pisses him off.
Kenny McCormick-Poor ol' Kenny. You can hardly
hear what he says because of that big hood, as well as the fact that he has to die every episode in a
different way.
Stanley Marsh-Stan is like the leader of the
fearsome foursome.(Kenny, Cartman, and Kyle along with himself)
Chef-He's cool. I mean, he gives his advice to the gang whenever they need it.
Mr. Garisson and Mr. Hat-Garisson is the little phsyco teacher
who talks to Mr. Hat, whom he wears on his right hand, for guidance, although Mr. Hat usually
suggests evil solutions.
jimbo-He loves guns, explosives and anything you can think of that has
something to do with war.
Ned-Jimbo's war buddy. Got messed up in'Nam. Has to speak
with an electronic voice box.
The Cows of South Park-They are involved in almost every episode.
Officer Barbrady-Not the brightest guy in the world, but he means well.
Les Claypool-He's the guy that sings the theme song.
Jesus-Gives guidance to people through his cable access show called, "Jesus & Pals".
Death-Tries to kill people when called for.
Big Gay Al-Owns a safe-house for gay pets and offers Big Gay Boat Rides.
Ike-Kyle's little brother.He kicks him a lot, but deep down inside, he likes and defends him.
Wendy Testaburger-She's the really smart one. She likes Stan and hates Cartman.
Bebe-Wendy testeburger's best friend. helps with her makeover to make Miss Ellen Jealous.
Miss Ellen-The students' lesbian substitute teacher that gets shot into the sun.
Iraqi Soldier-Hired by Wendy to shoot Miss Ellen into the center of the sun.
Mrs. Crabtree-She's the mean, ugly, foul-tempered school bus driver who often gets cussed out by the kids.
Philip-He's the annoying British kid who has no friends. Better known as Pip.
Mrs. Cartman-She's always ready to give Eric food and supports his theory that he's just big-boned.
Fluffy-Cartman's pig. Makes sweet love to Kyle's Elephant.
Kitty-Cartman's other pet. Gets lit on fire by Cartman's ass.
Mrs. McCormick-Kenny's mom. A family woman that lives in poverty.
Mr. McCormick-Kenny's very poor dad. Also likes scotch.
Mrs. Brozlovski-Kyle's Mom.
Mr. Brozlovski-Jewish and makes his wife clean up crap.
Mr. Hankey-The turd that saved Christmas. Kyle's imaginary friend.
Elephant-Kyle's elephant. Makes sweet love to Fluffy.
Stan's Evil Clone-Made and destroyed by Maphesto.
Mrs. Marsh-Stan's Mom.
Mr. Marsh-Stan's Dad. Also the town's seismologist.
Shelley-Stan's Sister. Has braces, headgear etc. and likes to beat her brother up.
Stan's Grandpa-102 years old and wants to die.
Sparky-Stan's gay dog. Hangs out with Gig Gay Al.
Principal Victoria-The Principal of South park Elementary. Also sponsors Starvin' Marvin.
Mayor-She's the Mayor of South Park. She only cares about getting publicity.
Maphesto-The town genetic engineer that made and destroyed Stan's Evil Clone.
Terrence-Maphesto's son. one of the school bullies.
Kevin-No one really knows what it is.
Mr. Mackey-Helps Kyle with his fecal problem. At one time, he helps Damien.
Recess Lady-Let's just put it this way, she's not very nice and hates kids.
Town Priest-Bet on Satan to beat Jesus.(Who the hell does he think he is?!?)
Bill and Fausy-Two South Park Elementary bullies that keep insulting Stan in a couple of episodes.
Starvin' Marvin-Stan would say he was an Ethernopian, while he was sent to South Park instead of a sports watch.
Santa-Gets into a fight with Jesus and as you know, he likes to say, "Ho ho ho!!!".
Satan-Tricked the people of South Park and won big bucks.
Terrance and Phillip-The kids favourite T.V. show. An improvement to Beavis & Butt-head.
Celine Dion-Terrance's former girlfriend. Slept with Ugly Bob.
Scott-Tries to always convict terrance and Phillip of murder. Hates farting humor.
Saddam Husein-Tries to take over Canada in the Terrance & Phillip special, 'Not Without My Anus'.
Tom-Owner of Tom's Rhinoplasty. Helps Mr. Garrison change his nose.
Leonard Maltin-The movie critic that comes to South Park to help stop Mecha Streisand.
Sydney Poitier-Actor that comes to South Park to fight Mecha Streisand.
Frank Hamlin-Radio personality of South Park. Has a tendency to say politically incorrect things.
Brian Boytano-The ice skater that settles the dispute in Soxmas.
Don King-The famous fight promoter that doesn't like People to talk about Satan.
Phillip Glass-The composer in the Christmas special.
The Visitor-The alien that abducted Ike. Discovered the fact that cows are the smartest creatures on earth.
Damien-The son of Satan who is responsible for Kenny turning into a duck-billed platypus. He had a hard time fitting in until he used his magic powers on Pip.
Tina Yothers-Comes to South Park to judge the costume contest.
Sally Struthers-Well.....she helps the Ethernopians.....sort of.
Japanese Singer-Sung songs while South Park was being attacked.
Midget in a Bikini-News Reporter seen in episode #105.
Man in Black-Takes away Cartman and Starvin' Marvin in episode #109.
Robert Smith-Lead Singer from "The Cure". Helps save South Park from mecha Streisand.
Archaeologist-A very boring dude that digs for stuff. Puts Mr. garisson to sleep.
Bob Sagget-Hosts "America's Stupidest Home Videos." Tells lame jokes.
Richard Stamos-The singer that sings, "Loving you". John Stamos' brother.
Geraldo-Gets to the root of boys' problems.
Jay Leno-Has magical powers and is the host of the tonight show.
Chief Runningwater-Chief of an Indian Tribe near South Park. Cartman first thought the Chief was his dad!!!!
Kathie Lee Gifford-Chef's fantasy. Almost presents an award to Cartman.
Scuzzlebutt-The Lord of the Mountains, who likes to weave wicker baskets in his spare time.
