I'm here to ask as you'll soon see --
Did you grope Miss Lewinsky?
Did you grope her in your house?
Did you grope beneath her blouse?
I did not do that here or there--
I did not do that anywhere!
I did not do that near or far --
I did not do that Starr-You-Are.
Did you smile? Did you flirt?
Did you peek beneath her skirt?
And did you tell the girl to lie
When called upon to testify?
I do not like you Starr-You-Are --
I think that you have gone too far.
I will not answer any more --
Perhaps I will go start a war!
The public's easy to distract --
When bombs are falling on Iraq!