Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect
courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of
course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple
was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed
someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple,
they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of
toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas,
the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon
they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving
conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had a
terrible accident. Only one of them survived. Who was the survivor?
(Scroll down for the answer.)
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the
first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such
thing as a perfect man.
**** Women: STOP reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep
scrolling ****.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman
must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. By
the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates
another point: women never listen either.
